Weiner to Open Wiener Restaurant

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve never seen a brat wurst than him.

[Chode]

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[Yaelle]

How I WISH this one were true.

I have to say, he could possibly succeed beautifully with this. America is weird this way. Maybe even Monica Lewinsky could have made a zillion off Weiner carts proclaiming: “I know weiners and I’ve never known a better one!” Her business could be named “The First Weiner” or even “El Presidente Hot Dogs.”

You own it, and America respects you for at least that.

[Yaelle]

I don’t suppose in my lifetime there will ever be a better headline generator than the Weiner scandal. Talk about side splitting. I’m glad I lived to experience it. The headlines, not the Weiner.

[RedMDer]

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[KGeorge]

I’m trying to find the humor in this & all I’m getting is queasy. We *were* going to have chili dogs for dinner.
Not today.

[5th MEB]

Just be sure you know what the MEAT really is.
After all this is TONY DER SHNITZEL that John is talking about here.

[TigersEye]

Weiner's slogan... You can't beat my meat!

Unless you're an underage girl with a twitter account.

[aquila48]

We have a wiener!

[aquila48]

John, you outdid yourself in garnishing that piece with truly delicious double entendres

[Calvin Locke]

There's a documentary ["I Like Killing Flies"] on one "Shopsin's Grocery" that was a hole in the wall local Lower East Side restaurant.

One long time customer was relating how a moile showed up one day to do his thing on a new Shopsin, and was none too pleased to see a ham on the counter, and an argument ensued.

The guy said that there were jokes the rest of the day about who got a piece of the piece of the baby in their meal from the P.O. chef and owner, Kenny Shopsin.

[Slings and Arrows]

Have two, they’re small.

[aquila48]

The true story that inspired John...
http://m.eater.com/archives/2014/08/08/disgraced-politician-anthony-weiner-to-open-a-restaurant-in-new-york.php

[MasterGunner01]

Anthony Weiner needs to buy an ex-Oscar Meyer Weinermobile as an ad tool to sell his weenies. Or, maybe he will provide “selfies” to go with the weenies? Weiner is such a putz.

[COBOL2Java]

Weiner announced he'll offer an entree to rival Alice Cooper's Alice Coopers'town restaurant's "The Big Unit" Hot Dog ("More Meat Than You Can Eat!"). Rumors on Twitter say that it will be dubbed the "Enormous Schwanzstucker".

[vaudine]

Gourmet wieners, half baked wieners, naked wieners, selfies of wieners--and MORE!

Served with sauerkraut, mustard, pickles, and onions, and only19.99, plus tax, plus tax, plus tax.

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[catnipman]

Named “Antony’s Weiners”, right?