Posted on 08/09/2014 12:28:00 PM PDT by John Semmens
Anthony Weiner, the former Democratic Congressman who gained wide notoriety by tweeting photos of his genitalia is ready to open a new chapter in his life. Spotting what he characterized as “an unfilled niche in the marketplace,” the ex-pol is set to embark upon a restaurant venture in the Queens borough of New York City.
“The wiener, or hot dog, is an under appreciated delicacy,” Weiner maintains. “Too often it is relegated to street corner carts where it is hastily prepared, topped with pedestrian condiments, and carelessly scarfed down by the palate-challenged troglodytes who walk our streets.”
“At Chez Weiner we will introduce diners to a truly gourmet experience,” Weiner boasted. “Instead of having to settle for a squirt of mustard or ketchup on their meat our patrons will have an array of classic choices with which to garnish their wieners. My own personal favorite is the foot-long dog tipped with a creamy Alfredo sauce, but we will also have Bearnaise, Béchamel, Velouté, Espagnole, Hollandaise, and tomato bisque along with ‘chef’s surprise’ toppings for special occasions.”
“The menu won’t be circumscribed to solely wieners,” Weiner promised. “There will be a variety of drool-worthy bratwurst, kielbasa and other sausage-like options, we think will go down easy.”
Weiner said he expects to make heavy use of social media to promote his venture. “If I’ve learned anything from past experience it’s that whatever you put out there on Twitter goes a lot farther than you originally anticipated,” Weiner observed. “Once I show people what I’ve got I’m confident they’ll come and get it.”
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The mother of all NAPLS!!!!!
“The meat is the message!”
Wieners and shahurmah just to be fair and balanced.
BALONEY!
I am 100% confident that you never find even a trace of Huma on Chez Weiner.
Or is that Hummus, I get confused sometimes these days
Hot dawg!! He thinks big but we all know.......
Whatever you do, don't ask for the chef's special sauce!
Talk, talk, talk...it probably has 2 wheels.
Has he converted his old habit into Pay-Per-View?
tony's weiner isn't kosher...
Would you like some more Schnitzengruben?
“Baby Please,I’m not from Havana.”
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