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Texas Governor Indicted for Abuse of Power
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/23/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT by John Semmens

This past week an Austin Grand Jury indicted Governor Rick Perry (R) for abuse of power. The offending act was his veto of the budget containing funds for the salary of Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg. Perry took this action when Lehmberg refused to resign after her arrest for drunk driving.

In April 2013, Lehmberg was hauled in for DUI. Tests showed her blood alcohol level to be more than three times the legal limit. Lehmberg threatened the arresting officer and deputies at the sheriff's office with the loss of their jobs for deigning to interrupt her travels. Thinking that an abusively drunk public prosecutor might be an inappropriate person to hold that position, Governor Perry demanded she step down.

Lehmberg doesn't deny that her behavior was disgraceful, but contends that "at least half the state legislators are drunk half the time. Drinking is the number one past-time of half the adult population of this state. So, being drunk and disorderly can't be a legitimate barrier to holding a public office. There'd be too many vacancies."

The County DA was also quite pleased with her one-upmanship. "Drunk driving is only a misdemeanor, abuse of power is a felony," Lehmberg boasted. "We'll strip Perry of his right to carry firearms and to vote. Any aspirations he may have had to run for President are finished thanks to me."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/161717-2014-08-22-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-24-2014.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; perry; satire; texas

1 posted on 08/23/2014 9:42:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Where is the satire?


2 posted on 08/23/2014 9:52:05 AM PDT by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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To: SES1066
I think this is the part:

"Lehmberg doesn't deny that her behavior was disgraceful, but contends that "at least half the state legislators are drunk half the time. Drinking is the number one past-time of half the adult population of this state. So, being drunk and disorderly can't be a legitimate barrier to holding a public office. There'd be too many vacancies."

3 posted on 08/23/2014 10:08:04 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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To: SkyDancer

Classsic libtard moral relativity mentality.


4 posted on 08/23/2014 10:09:25 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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5 posted on 08/23/2014 10:11:51 AM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: John Semmens

She was driving the wrong way on highway. Those officers who pulled her over saved her life and others lives. If they let her continue she would have killed someone, taking away that persons civil rights because she believed she had a right to drive drunk on the wrong side of the road


6 posted on 08/23/2014 10:12:05 AM PDT by realcleanguy
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To: SkyDancer
I think this is the part:

Still somewhat iffy to me. However, applying the probable logic;
So some are drunk all of the time, some are drunk some of the time and some DEMOCRATS are never ever drunk except when caught, is that it DA Lehmberg?

At least there are some priceless memories in those videos. I'm sure Ms. DA Lehmberg will love them in her scrapbook, along with the booking photos!

7 posted on 08/23/2014 10:23:02 AM PDT by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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To: John Semmens

We may fair better if our lawmakers were intoxicated more than half the time.


8 posted on 08/23/2014 10:29:27 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: John Semmens

The real problem is that Rick Perry was indicted for abuse of power, and in the state constitution, the wording is such that he could be found guilty.

Although this would be the death knell for Democrats in Texas, because the people in Texas would eat them alive, it WOULD be the end of any national politics for Perry.


9 posted on 08/23/2014 10:57:48 AM PDT by wbarmy (I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
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To: SES1066

I saw that as satire - but ...?


10 posted on 08/23/2014 10:57:59 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
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To: wbarmy

I’m still not convinced that Texans will repudiate Miss Wendy. People can be easily conned there.


11 posted on 08/23/2014 12:07:53 PM PDT by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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To: realcleanguy

Was she really driving the wrong way?
I had not read or heard that.
Do you have a link or something for proof?

I will see that it’s out there 24/7

Please, that’s important.


12 posted on 08/23/2014 12:46:49 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda—Divide and conquer seems to be working.)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

The video of the cop doing the field sobriety tests informs he she was driving the wrong way


13 posted on 08/23/2014 1:08:17 PM PDT by realcleanguy
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To: realcleanguy

I saw the video but I don’t remember reading about her gong the wrong way.
I want her ass fired.


14 posted on 08/23/2014 4:02:05 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda—Divide and conquer seems to be working.)
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To: TribalPrincess2U; txhurl; basil
Was she really driving the wrong way?

Yes, she crossed the center line on SH 620 and sideswiped some on Comanche Trail. It is a side street of 620 near Lake Travis.

15 posted on 08/23/2014 8:12:58 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

For those who want to know the particulars, they can google Comanche Trail and 620, and The Oasis on Lake Travis.

Drive this route everyday, very hilly/curvy.. with monster trucks hauling stone on a slim road.


16 posted on 08/23/2014 8:34:26 PM PDT by txhurl (2014: Stunned Voters do Stunning Things!)
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To: realcleanguy

The Oasis Complex is a confusing road of traffic. But no matter how high you are, Texans know to drive to the right side of the road.


17 posted on 08/23/2014 8:41:09 PM PDT by txhurl (2014: Stunned Voters do Stunning Things!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

That’s getting close to my neighborhood………..


18 posted on 08/24/2014 5:50:58 AM PDT by basil (2ASisters.org)
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To: basil

Yes it was. I can’t believe she intimated the LEO and the jail personnel that night.

Too bad that she is back in the national spotlight again. /sarc


19 posted on 08/24/2014 6:20:10 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.)
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