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Mexican President Calls Perry Border Policy “Unneighborly”
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/14/2014 7:44:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto castigated Texas Governor Rick Perry’s deployment of National Guard troops on the U.S.-Mexican border as “unneighborly. He’s like that Clint Eastwood character in Gran Torino telling my people to get off his lawn.”

“For decades my people have become accustomed to the ability to pass freely between our two countries,” Peña said. “In our minds this clearly establishes an ‘easement’ right to travel over these roads and pathways. For Governor Perry to suddenly seek to terminate these rights is an affront.”

Peña indicated that he plans to bring the issue up before the United Nations. “America’s trampling of human rights has become a growing problem for us,” Peña complained. “While the United States may be the 800 lb. gorilla in our bilateral relationship they can’t stand against the whole of humanity represented by the UN.”

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon promised “to give this matter serious consideration. The Earth belongs to all of humanity. The right of any individual to move about in any part of it cannot be denied by any secular power. The fact that Mexicans have been crossing the Texas border unopposed for generations would seem to have built a strong case for the easement right claimed by President Peña.”

Peña brushed off contentions that his country has also been unneighborly by continuing to imprison US Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi for inadvertently crossing into Mexico with guns in the trunk of his vehicle. “There is no right to bear arms in Mexico,” Peña pointed out. “If we let this man go it will set a bad example for others. His case is in no way comparable. First off, he is one man. The persons impacted by Governor Perry’s edict number in the tens, maybe hundreds of thousands. Few of them are armed, but even if they were, America’s Constitution guarantees their right to own and carry firearms.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/09/12/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-95/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: guns; illegals; satire; texas
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1 posted on 09/14/2014 7:44:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
These satire pieces fool me sometimes until several paragraphs in. I guess because they seem plausible. Hence semi-satire, huh?
2 posted on 09/14/2014 7:50:41 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: John Semmens
The MX president, makes a very good point....if you permit trespassers on your property, and make no effort to stop, then after a period of time, you will have lost your rights to that property...to late to erect a fence
3 posted on 09/14/2014 7:51:37 AM PDT by B212
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To: John Semmens

If the mexican government does not like it, it’s good


4 posted on 09/14/2014 7:52:58 AM PDT by aces (Jesus Saves not Society)
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To: John Semmens

I consider definitely “uneighborly” to send millions of your citizens illegally across my border to to take jobs, benefits, commit crimes, etc. and not take any responsibility for it. And to be so corrupt to allow billions and billions of dollars of illegal drugs across the same border causing an incredible amount of crime and suffering in the U.S.A. It would take hours to discuss the incredible damage Mexico and it’s citizens do to America daily. Maybe some day we can return the favor and act just as uneighborly to you, comprende?


5 posted on 09/14/2014 7:54:58 AM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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To: John Semmens

Shut up, Mexico. Dumping trainloads of illegals into Texas for the past year shows what kind of neighbor you are.

The USA should ban all money transfers from our country to yours until you release the Marine you have imprisoned for five months. If only we had Switzerland as a neighbor!


6 posted on 09/14/2014 7:56:30 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee

You got me...But it’s too close to the truth.


7 posted on 09/14/2014 7:57:50 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: John Semmens
I wonder how el Presidente would feel about Texas adopting the same immigration policies as Me-hi-co?
8 posted on 09/14/2014 8:01:11 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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To: John Semmens

The UN?

Honest ta God-—you’d think President Penis Nothing, er, ah, I mean Pena Nieto woulda been happy, already.

When Pena went to California and said it was “another Mexico”....Jerry Brown was so turned-on, he knelt down and fellated Pena to orgasm.

Lordy, Pena almost choked on his burrito.


9 posted on 09/14/2014 8:03:00 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

We should have a boycott of the Mexican tourist industry.

My kids were home schooled for several years because the class sizes was so large and the problem of teaching non English speaker so hard for the teachers that teaching was negatively impacted.

In Las Vegas and Henderson one third of the 300,000 children are illegals mostly from Mexico.

This is the primary reason that Nevada is in last place in educational performance. For a place with the highest unemployment rate to be hiring illegals instead of Americans says a lot about politics here in Nevada.


10 posted on 09/14/2014 8:17:30 AM PDT by Zenjitsuman (New Boss Nancy Pelosi)
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To: John Semmens

Good fences make good neighbors.


11 posted on 09/14/2014 8:18:58 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: John Semmens; GeronL

Says the huffy neighbor who never returns “borrowed” tools.


12 posted on 09/14/2014 8:19:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: John Semmens

And I knew that this one was satire but it sums up the reality from Mehi Co.’s presidente’s latest tantrum against Texas.


13 posted on 09/14/2014 8:20:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: John Semmens

It’s “unneighborly” for Mexico to aid and abet the invasion of the U.S. by its citizens.


14 posted on 09/14/2014 8:22:39 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Zenjitsuman
....the problem of non English speakers negatively impacted teaching. In Las Vegas and Henderson one third of the 300,000 children are illegals, mostly from Mexico. This is the primary reason that Nevada is last place in educational performance.....

And its going to get worse.

Subversive Texas Textbooks---distributed nationwide--- vilify conservative groups;
Politicized Process Criticized By Texas Freedom Network

Breitbart Texas | 09/10/2014 | Merrill Hope / FR Posted by Rusty0604

In 2006, uber-liberal "Texas Rising" stated its mission: "developing an emerging generation of social justice-minded, informed and engaged leaders is essential to the long-term health of our communities and the development of progressive public policy in Texas."

...a sneak peak at the preliminary Social Studies textbook findings TTT has found including distortions, omissions and half- truths all passing for accurate high school history..."The radical right consists of groups that sometimes gather under the flag of militant anticommunism."

"Often known as reactionaries, they denounce most forms of government regulation, including progressive taxation and restrictions and industry. Strangely enough, these radicals would not hesitate to use the government's police power to enforce the changes they desire. Examples of political groups on the radical right are the John Birch Society, the National States & Rights party, The Christian Crusade, and the Tea Party movement." (Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...

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THIRD WORLD INFILTRATION College Board exams changed history answers... revisionist historians developed different answers to the question of what America’s story is about. From their perspective, at the heart of our country’s history—like the history of any other powerful nation—lies the pursuit of empire, of dominion over others. At its core, say the revisionists, America’s history is about our capacity for self-delusion, our endless attempts to justify raw power grabs with pretty fairy-tales about democracy. ....

NOTE WELL: This terrifying Third World revisionism is straight out of Third World textbooks---emphasizing the T/W effort to undermine US ntl security for the coming armed takeover.

The conniving T/W uses an ancient formula going back to Greco-Roman times---where savages, barbarians and thieves overrun a bountiful country lusting after its power and riches.

REFERENCE Some 10 years back, Texas schools started used Mexican textbooks for their backward illiterate Spanish-speaking students. Textbooks advocated the Mexican perspective including:

<><> anti-white, anti-capitalist anti-USA viewpoints;

<><> Mexican textbooks falsified US history,

<><> proselytized blood-thirsty La Raza savagery;

<><> using teaching as brainwashing;

<><> inculcating violent separatist, latino supremacy idealogy.

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The WH ding-a-ling's obsession w/ emptying out the Third World into the US is turning US schools into refugee camps........w/ big plans to inculcate the savage illiterates w/ hate-America, anti-American ideology....IOW reliable Democrat voters.

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REALITY CHECK A primetime network news segment focused on an "impoverished" latino mother who paid big bucks to get her/ son coached to take the College Boards---but he was so stupid, he still couldn't pass them. So the C/B decided to "change" them so that Pedro could pass using subversive Third World hate-filled US history.

15 posted on 09/14/2014 8:26:57 AM PDT by Liz
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To: John Semmens

Someone should do a parody of the Stones “Hey, You, Get Out of My Country”


16 posted on 09/14/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: John Semmens

“Unneighborly”. Is that like “heartless”?


17 posted on 09/14/2014 8:29:00 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: a fool in paradise

Great metaphor!


18 posted on 09/14/2014 8:48:46 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens

“For decades my people have become accustomed to the ability to pass freely between our two countries,”

so much for satire more like truth.


19 posted on 09/14/2014 9:17:35 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

Fences make good neighbors. Quit trespassing into our country.


20 posted on 09/14/2014 9:29:23 AM PDT by bgill
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