Posted on 10/29/2014 5:15:51 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.
'God replied, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied:
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Actually we already have the Halekoa Tunnel from L.A.
I thought this thread was about Jerry Brown making a new announcement.
An underwater tube is more feasible....
LOL..
I took a wrong turn on that highway and had to pay the toll on the Alaska ramp and travel 400 miles before I could find a place to turn around and head back home.
Or at least that’s what I told my wife when she asked why I was dead broke and gone for a long time. LOL
Somebody is trying to get funding to build a road/railroad bridge from Alaska to Russia...
I heard it as, “I wish the Cubs could be in the World Series”
Looks like the cold weather is moving in. This weekend, it might not get above freezing.
Am I going to meet you and Debbie at BWW in Danbury this Saturday?
Bttt
“I heard it as, “I wish the Cubs could be in the World Series”
That’s been asked for the last 100 years and it will never happen
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