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Satire: Ebola Czar Said to Be "Leading by Example"
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 Oct 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/31/2014 7:32:01 PM PDT by John Semmens

Since he was appointed as President Obama's "Ebola Czar," Ron Klain has disappeared from sight. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest tried to reassure the media, saying that "I recognize that all of you have not had a chance to see him and talk to him every day, but the President certainly has."

Klain's exceptionally "low profile" is "all according to plan," Earnest said. "Ron is leading by example. The best way not to get the disease is by scrupulously avoiding contact with anyone who might be infected. By staying out of sight and not venturing forth to meet anyone for any reason he is keeping himself safe from infection."

"We are hoping that this exemplary self-discipline will serve as a model for voluntary compliance with the President's desire that people take precautions on their own," Earnest added. "The fact that Ron can do this by himself demonstrates that we do not need a quarantine on travelers from the west African nations currently being ravaged by the disease."

"Let me close by assuring the American people that their worst fear regarding this deadly disease has virtually no chance of coming about," Earnest promised. "The President is, and will be, protected at all times. No one who has any prospect of carrying this infection will be permitted within spitting or sneezing range. The Secret Service has been instructed to use lethal force, if necessary, to insure his safety."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=152918.new#new


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: czar; ebola; obama; satire
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1 posted on 10/31/2014 7:32:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


2 posted on 10/31/2014 7:32:49 PM PDT by John Semmens
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3 posted on 10/31/2014 7:35:00 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Resist in place.)
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i'd like to see him GET the 0bola and THEN lead by example...
4 posted on 10/31/2014 7:36:36 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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Sarcasm aside,
after the Election, the Czar’s role will be shown
to have been to have eliminated MSM coverage.


5 posted on 10/31/2014 7:41:12 PM PDT by Diogenesis (The EXEMPT Congress is complicit in the absence of impeachment)
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Leading from left field


6 posted on 10/31/2014 7:45:35 PM PDT by Califreak (Hope and Che'nge is killing U.S./CDC=Contagion Distribution Center)
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bump


7 posted on 10/31/2014 7:46:31 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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They put the knothead on the Witness Protection Program.


8 posted on 10/31/2014 7:58:19 PM PDT by twister881
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Haha - good one!


9 posted on 10/31/2014 7:59:44 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Tactical Firearms,Katy Tx: "the two enemies of guns, rust and politicians")
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Actually, he’s FOLLOWING the example of his “boss.”

Thanks again for the ping.


10 posted on 10/31/2014 8:04:45 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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I smell BS coming from someplace. I think it is from the Obola communication dunce.


11 posted on 10/31/2014 8:18:09 PM PDT by Happy1947
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I wonder, how many parasites has he hired to “help” with the “crisis?”


12 posted on 10/31/2014 8:18:30 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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Think if we turn over a few rocks might find him....???

Considering thats where he came from..........


13 posted on 10/31/2014 8:28:37 PM PDT by njslim
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After the election, Mr. Klain will announce that germ theory has been proven to be a racist plot.


14 posted on 10/31/2014 9:09:58 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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....many a true word spoken in jest....


15 posted on 10/31/2014 9:17:18 PM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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John is so good at this that even with the “Satire” in the header I still almost get sucked in.


16 posted on 10/31/2014 9:24:20 PM PDT by Seruzawa (Gully Foyle is my name, and Terra is my nation)
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17 posted on 10/31/2014 11:08:39 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (t)
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LOL

Didn’t need to read the whole thing. Just the first part is gold.


18 posted on 10/31/2014 11:54:28 PM PDT by wastedyears (I may be stupid, but at least I'm not Darwin Awards stupid.)
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Ping...

A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread

19 posted on 10/31/2014 11:55:42 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Great stuff (especially the “spitting or sneezing range”. (8^D)


20 posted on 11/01/2014 12:57:01 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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