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Legalising Man-Dolphin Marriage Is Next
Enza Ferreri Blog ^ | 3 February 2015 | Enza Ferreri

Posted on 02/03/2015 3:20:34 PM PST by Enza Ferreri

Love affair between man and dolphin

Why shouldn't this man be (or have been) allowed to marry his dolphin sweetheart?

After all, it's only "love" that matters in holy matrimony, not building a family and a safe environment in which to raise kids.

It's all to do with "feelings" these days, little else is important, and obviously we are here talking about the feelings of adults. (The feelings of children of anomalous families carry little weight.) Love in particular, however defined. For some people, like paedophile Oscar Wilde who was paying to have sex with working-class rent boys, the definition of love is lust.

A man says he fell in love with a female dolphin, Dolly, in the 1970s and had a sexual relationship with her for a year.

In addition to this, there is the terrible reality of the captivity of Dolly at Floridaland amusement park (now fortunately defunct), where she was a "performing dolphin".

He claimed the encounter took place because Dolly seduced him.

Malcolm Brenner, 63, claims that he fell for Dolly, a bottlenose dolphin who lived at the now-defunct Floridaland theme park in Sarasota, after her amorous advances.

Brenner told the story of their year-long affair relationship again in Dolphin Love, a new film which premiered last week at the Slamdance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.

Slamdance, which takes place at the same time as the more famous Sundance film festival, is seen as its edgier alternative and hosts more niche films.

In the fifteen-minute video, Brenner describes in detail the sexual relationship, which he claims was consensual.
Brenner's acts would be illegal today. But Florida only enacted a law banning bestiality in 2011, so the encounter he described in 1971 would not be covered.
I suppose such a law was not necessary then, but nowadays we are much more "progressive" and zoophiles have become a common occurrence.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Politics; Religion; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; celebratediversity; culturewar; dolphins; hellodolly; hollyweirdvalues; homomarriage; mandolphinlove; marriageequality; marriagelaws; seaworld; slamdancefilmfest; waronmarriage; whatislove; wtfamireading; zoophilia
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To: Enza Ferreri
Why shouldn't this man be (or have been) allowed to marry his dolphin sweetheart?

Because animals can't enter into contracts?

21 posted on 02/03/2015 3:45:35 PM PST by Bubba Ho-Tep
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To: Enza Ferreri

Soon liberals will be able to marry rock.


22 posted on 02/03/2015 3:53:34 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

In some cultures, inter-species marriage is popular, at least one-night marriages of convenience. They say it's not baaaaaad.

23 posted on 02/03/2015 4:00:18 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

FUNNEE!

Both Salmon like it.


24 posted on 02/03/2015 5:06:34 PM PST by kitkat (STORM HEAVEN WITH PRAYERS FOR OUR COUNTRY)
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To: Uncle Miltie
I get it.
Sooo, I marry my truck, then as my spouse Obozocare will cover her repairs and some routine maintenance.
Who are you to judge? You, you auto-phobe....
25 posted on 02/03/2015 5:10:23 PM PST by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Do bakeries have to bake cakes for these kinds of marriages?


26 posted on 02/03/2015 8:19:28 PM PST by Sasparilla (If you want peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Is the dolphin vaccinated?


27 posted on 02/04/2015 3:19:23 PM PST by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Enza Ferreri

Whoa - that sounds a little heteronormative to me. What about the gay dolphins? Anyone who doesn’t like the gay dolphins is racist.


28 posted on 02/04/2015 3:23:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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