Conservatives believe in reason, logic, and accountability. They understand basic economics and historical context.
Liberals do not.
“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart; if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.”
American decadence and decline on full display. This young woman is the personification of neo pagan nihilism.
A genitals voter. The difference is conservatives vote based on thought and logic and , liberals vote based on their genitals.
Can you imagine a man writing, " nothing gets my ***is in a wad faster. " What an absolutely shallow person.
And this liberal voter would vote for an incompetent criminal because her private parts are more important than reason. hrumph
Liberals go for what catches the heart or for what appears the most politically correct or protective of a victim class. Sob stories shape policy for them.
Conservatives think rather than feel about issues, and they use logic to choose policy based on the a constitution and freedom for the individual.
Progressive is a stupid adjective for politics. Liberals use it because they like the way it fakes futuristic thinking, but it often is just socialism with a snob edge.
“And there’s another thing. I love my more conservative friends, even the most annoying, because I was once among them”
You’re a stone cold liar. You were never among us.
“Confession time: I was once a card-carrying member of the NRA”
Any way to check this with the NRA?
“Also I voted for Gary Johnson in 2012. Whatever.”
Sure.
“And really, what are the real differences between liberals and conservatives anyway? Besides flame-resistant bras, fat pockets and a little extra racism on the side?”
The difference is that liberals like you tend to lie. Conservatives tend to tell the truth.
“A friend of mine — a conservative friend, no less — once told me that we hate those who embody qualities we fear we may ourselves possess.”
Yeah, suuuuuure.
What an awful man!
After Texas senator Ted Cruz announced his intention to run for president on Monday, I was pleased with my Republican friends’ response to this news. It’s not often that college-aged liberals and conservatives roll their eyes in unison …Uh-oh, conflating “Republican” and “conservative” again; the mark of someone lying about ever being conservative in any way. (Never mind voting for Gary Johnson, a libertarian.)
Yes, vote Hilary for the future, for new fresh ideas
She is just like us :
Conservatives vs. Liberals
Conservatives love the Fourth of July and celebrate it enthusiastically.
Liberals hate the Fourth of July and refuse to celebrate it.
Conservatives love the “Star-Spangled Banner” and want to keep it as our National Anthem.
Liberals hate the “Star-Spangled Banner” and want to replace it with “We Are the World.”
Conservatives know that life begins at conception.
Liberals believe life begins at birth.
Conservatives judge people as individuals.
Liberals judge people as members of groups—races, classes, etc.
Conservatives believe Islamic terrorism poses the greatest threat to America.
Liberals believe anthropogenic global warming poses the greatest threat to America.
Conservatives wave the flag.
Liberals burn the flag.
Conservatives say, “God bless America.”
Liberals say, “God damn America.”
Conservatives support the death penalty and oppose baby murder.
Liberals oppose the death penalty and support baby murder.
Conservatives see Communists as a threat.
Liberals see anti-Communists as a threat.
Conservatives want to fight crime by locking up criminals.
Liberals want to fight crime by disarming law-abiding citizens.
Conservatives believe that all viewpoints should be tolerated.
Liberals say, “no freedom of speech for fascists”—and “fascists” are all whose views are to the right of George McGovern.
Conservative football fans root for USC.
Liberal football fans root for UCLA.
This author is the real “boob”.
In thousands of light-years?
What a joker this woman is.
This idiot reminds me of most of my neighbors, the vast majority of my coworkers, some of my family, and all of my elected representatives.
Conservative—— Liberal
Sounds like the professors ate doing good jobs turning these heads into mush! Yeah for college!
Liberals:
1) think truth is subjective thus will easily believe their own lies
2) have a tyrannical need to control others
3) are highly susceptible to being motivated by envy
4) have accepted the New Age religion
A friend of mine — a conservative friend, no less — once told me that we hate those who embody qualities we fear we may ourselves possess
This is a lie. No conservative would ever say this. Liberals make up crap like this. “Fake but accurate” kinda thing
A conservative in angered when you tell him a lie.
A liberal is angered when you tell him the truth.