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Discovery of Error Sparks Demand for Censorship [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 Oct 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/12/2015 10:17:16 AM PDT by John Semmens

An Australian electrical engineer named Dr David Evans discovered a mathematical error in the model used to predict global warming that exaggerated the impact of carbon dioxide 10-fold. Basically, the effects of CO2 on climate are far lower than has been assumed.

While most reasonable people would find this reassuring, Philippe Sands QC, an international law specialist and Professor of Law at University College London, did not. Alleging that “the publicity given to Dr. Evans’ finding could seriously undermine efforts to mitigate climate change,” Sands argued for “the suppression of contradictory evidence and arguments that might thwart action.”

“In theory, freedom of speech is a good thing,” Sands opined. “But when the fate of the planet is at stake it is a luxury humanity cannot afford.” Sands said he “would not be opposed to imprisoning climate change opponents under some circumstances.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/10/10/christian-refugees-to-be-deported/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: censorship; climatechange; globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; humor; satire; tyranny
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1 posted on 10/12/2015 10:17:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The error is also know as The Bias Toward Global Tyranny

AKA The Tendency for Man Without Faith in God to Destroy Himself.


2 posted on 10/12/2015 10:20:20 AM PDT by Jim W N
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To: Jim 0216

The fact is that even this mathematical discovery does NOT reveal the truth, and the truth is that there is so little CO2 in our atmosphere that it can not possibly be causing climate change- it’s impossible- the % of CO2 In the atmosphere due to man is just 0.0037& of the atmosphere volume- that’s it!

I want these scientists to explain to us how 0.0037% of the atmosphere can possibly capture and then back radiate a fraction of that small amount of heat to earth to cause global climate change-

0.0037%- that’s it- There is NOT enough CO2 I nthe atmosphere to cause ANY change in climate

And this doesn’t even get into what little heat that is captured, back radiated at a fraction fo that amount, reaching earth, and QUICKLY reaching equilibrium because there is an overwhelming amount of cooler air that it gets released into

To put this in perspective- what they are claiming is equivalent to someone claiming that a person standing in a football stadium with the done on it, lighting a match, blowing it out, once a year, results in so much CO2 within that dome that it changes the climate I n that done (or to be more precise, light as many matches as needed to = the 0.0037% CO2 volume in the atmosphere due to man- it won’t be many matches- believe me)

To claim that those matches caused a devastating climate change, or will someday cause a devastating climate change within that done is ridiculous, as ridiculous as claiming that 0.0037% of our atmosphere will one day cause devastating climate change on earth

And just for the record- the ‘man-caused’ global climate change LIARS are preparing their LIES to cover the fact that we may be entering a 30 year cooling period (they will likely claim that the cooling ‘would have been much greater if man hadn’t screwed up the atmosphere), and the3 fact that a large ‘cold blob’ has been found I nthe ocean that will likely cause weather pattern changes- They are already tailoring more LIES to combat those devastating events should they happen

we NEED a president with enough backbone to stand on the podium, and DEMAND that these LIARS explain to the world how just 0.0037% of our atmosphere can be causing ANY kind of climate change at all! AND to DEMAND that these LIARS explain to the world how it is that CO2 ALWAYS rises AFTER temperatures rise- and follows temperature rises by nearly 1000 years- IF CO2 causes climate change, how is it that the climates ALWAYS change BEFORE CO2 rises?

If we don’t get a pre4sident with enough boldness and courage to throw these facts I nthe faces of these LIARS to expose them once and for all, then we will lose this fight, and the LIARS will succeed in destroying us as a nation, and indeed as a world civilization


3 posted on 10/12/2015 10:44:37 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

If you would, please cite some authoritative references that preferably are widely recognized and respected so I can use that data to counter those for global tyranny.

That’s what these and other lies are all about: national and global tyranny and nothing else. Add to that the U.N.’s Agenda 21 that Obama can’t implement too soon and its “sustainability” - the global tyrants’ buzzword that will be used more and more. National and global tyranny ARE coming because I believe the end of the age is almost upon us but I think it will be delayed and is a few decades away.

In the meantime, let’s fight these liars and tryants with everything we have.


4 posted on 10/12/2015 11:22:17 AM PDT by Jim W N
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To: Bob434

The strongest and most abundant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere is ......

water vapor.

The second most abundant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere is methane.

So, if we’re going to make an impact on our climate, we will have to figure out a way to prevent water from evaporating and termites from whatever they do to produce methane gas.


5 posted on 10/12/2015 11:28:06 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Bob434

6 posted on 10/12/2015 11:30:33 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Jim 0216

You can figure out the math yourself- The atmosphere has 0.04% CO2 in it (from all sources, nature and man)- Man produces 3.4% of that 0.04%- The total amount of CO2 In the atmosphere by man works out to just 0.0037% of the atmosphere (3.4% of 0.04% = 0.0037%)- You can find the % of man’s CO2 anywhere on net, and you can find the % of total CO2 in atmosphere anywhere on net too- these are established figures-

( actually think I’m beign too generous with the maount attributed to man because I think the mistake I’m making is multiplying 3.4% by the TOTAL amount (both man made and nature made) of 0.04%- I think in order to be accurate, I would have to subtract man’s 3.4% fro mthe TOTAL CO2 amount first, then multiply 3.4% by what is left Not sure hwta The TOTAL amount would then be, but it would make the TOTAL amount less than 0.04% and so the final figure for man’s contribution would be even less- not that it makes much difference, it’s STILL small that man can not possibly be causing global climate change- nor can the TOTAL amount of CO2 be causing it- there simply is not enough CO2 I natmosphere- period!

There are all kinds of great links that show that the claim that CO2 is causing climate change to be a lie-

[[Ice cores reveal that CO2 levels rise and fall hundreds of years after temperatures change]]

http://joannenova.com.au/2009/12/carbon-rises-800-years-after-temperatures/

(This vostok ice core sample is pretty much the ‘end all be all’ of ice core samples-)

Scientists warn about the ‘tipping point’ for CO2 beign around 400 ppm, or htat we’re ‘reaching a milestone mark’ at 400 ppm, asd htough 400 ppm is dangerous, and we should all be panicking, however, We’ve been much higher I nthe past, and life was fine

[[CO2 Nears 400 ppm – Relax! It’s Not Global Warming ‘End Times’ — But Only A ‘Big Yawn’ — Climate Depot Special Report ]]

Read more: http://www.climatedepot.com/2013/05/14/co2-nears-400-ppm-relax-its-not-global-warming-end-times-but-only-a-big-yawn-climate-depot-special-report/#ixzz3oNfpFFT0

Ice core sampels prove CO2 was 2000 ppm to 8000 ppm I nthe past-

[[In addition, peer-reviewed studies have documented that there have been temperatures similar to the present day on Earth when carbon dioxide was up to twenty times higher than today’s levels’

Read more: http://www.climatedepot.com/2013/05/14/co2-nears-400-ppm-relax-its-not-global-warming-end-times-but-only-a-big-yawn-climate-depot-special-report/#ixzz3oNgBjXKm]]

From same link


7 posted on 10/12/2015 11:49:43 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: metmom

Thanks Metmom- I just posted about those CO2 levels being higher in past=- Your chart shows what I was talking about-


8 posted on 10/12/2015 11:50:46 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: metmom

I’ve already applied for a federal grant ot study termite gas- I suspect it’s caused by a high fiber diet- but I won’t know for sure until I’ve spent a few million dollars in grant money- perhaps not even then- but it’s worth the effort in my book-


9 posted on 10/12/2015 11:52:31 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: John Semmens
While most reasonable people would find this reassuring, Philippe Sands QC, an international law specialist and Professor of Law at University College London, did not. Alleging that “the publicity given to Dr. Evans’ finding could seriously undermine efforts to mitigate climate change,” Sands argued for “the suppression of contradictory evidence and arguments that might thwart action.”

Ah yes...
The new definition of "Science."

And, astonishingly, there aren't enough normal people worldwide to note the descent into a new Dark Age.

10 posted on 10/12/2015 11:54:07 AM PDT by publius911 (Pissed?? You have NO idea!)
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To: Bob434

It’s income and people have gotten grants for far less.


11 posted on 10/12/2015 11:55:08 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: metmom

Gotta source? I’d like to copy that.


12 posted on 10/12/2015 12:01:40 PM PDT by Jim W N
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To: publius911

[[And, astonishingly, there aren’t enough normal people worldwide to note the descent into a new Dark Age. ]]

Little by little they will take away- a little money here, a little energy there- until ‘blackout hours’ become the norm, and high prices a the norm- it’s a creeping cancer that will- hell, IS taking us back into the dark ages- We’re already on the path with massive government regulation of businesses, rising fuel costs, rising produce costs, rising textile costs, etc etc etc and massive oppressive government regulations- and all over a LIE

Satan is really yuckign it up over this LIE that everyone and hteir brother is falling for

I personally believe that this is one of the ‘powerful delusions’ that will be brought on the world In the end times- Why? Because it’s a means with which the one world government will use to control the masses easily- Everyone needs energy- food etc- but won’t be able to afford it (because of costs driven through the roof I n the name of global warming policies) UNLESS they take the mark of the beast

Want electricity? Take the mark- Want fuel? Take the mark- The ‘government has plenty, and will gladly give to any and all who just take the mark”


13 posted on 10/12/2015 12:07:23 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434
Little by little they will take away- a little money here, a little energy there- until ‘blackout hours’ become the norm, and high prices a the norm- it’s a creeping cancer that will- hell, IS taking us back into the dark ages- We’re already on the path with massive government regulation of businesses, rising fuel costs, rising produce costs, rising textile costs, etc etc etc and massive oppressive government regulations- and all over a LIE

Taking religion out of the discussion, since it confounds the issue, I was referring to the totality of what "Dark Age" implies...

The redefinition of science is the biggie. Disdain and disinterest of what science has historically discovered and achieved.

Worship of "victim" status, pride in primitive ignorance, political correctness, egalitarianism, mostly in the realm of barbarity... with some barbaric subcultures endowed with special excuse for their animalistic behavior.

Creators and civilized groups diminishing, and ignorant barbaric swaths of the earth expanding... Religion no longer has a prayer of contributing to a reversal of the trend, since any "religion" is now "accepted," including cannibalism, infanticide, unimaginable brutality and schizophrenic "human" behavior, as normal.

Violence now drives the world, and only superior violence can eliminate and prevail over the growing human aberrations.

Actively resist with superior force or die.

14 posted on 10/12/2015 12:49:24 PM PDT by publius911 (Pissed?? You have NO idea!<p>)
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To: Jim 0216

I googled this “co2 vs global temp charts images”

And got this one.

http://worldview3.50webs.com/6temp.chart.n.co2.jpg


15 posted on 10/12/2015 2:31:26 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: publius911

wasn’t trying to inject religion, it’s just a belief of mine due to the issues I brought up- I really think it’s going to be a major ‘crowd control issue’ (climate control that is), and I think it’s really going to cripple people financially until they MUST turn to the government or starve, freeze. bake to death etc- (and this will drive us right back into the dark ages)

[[The redefinition of science is the biggie. ]]

Yep- that’s another huge issue- and is why I keep saying over and over again these ‘scientists’ that proclaim ‘man-caused’ climate change Should be ashamed of themselves for propagating such ridiculous nonsense

[[Religion no longer has a prayer of contributing to a reversal of the trend, since any “religion” is now “accepted,”]]

Well, the church and the Holy Spirit, at least for now, is still the ‘restrainer’ keeping pure evil from erupting uncontested- it won’t last much longer thiough- evil is gaining a strong foothold unfoertunately


16 posted on 10/12/2015 2:58:22 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: metmom

Thanks. Someday I’ll learn how to post a picture on FR.


17 posted on 10/12/2015 3:26:50 PM PDT by Jim W N
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To: Jim 0216

Use this.....

< img src=”” >

There can’t be any spaces in it except the one between the img and the src and only one space at that. (I had to insert extra spaces so the text would show up)

And put the link inside the quotation marks.

I hope that makes sense.


18 posted on 10/12/2015 3:34:17 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Jim 0216

I’m going to try to send it to you FReepmail.

It may work better that way.


19 posted on 10/12/2015 3:34:51 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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20 posted on 10/12/2015 4:06:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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