Let’s Try Something New, Let’s Go Left

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-13-2015 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Tonight Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders (along with others too small to mention) take to the stage for a “debate” being held at the Winn in Las Vegas. I note that CNN has been clear that they will not be pitting one candidate’s position against another. I rather thought that was the purpose of presidential debates.

Butt I guess that format is considered a micro-aggression in Democrat debates, as it’s based on a debate structure invented by old white imperialists. (note: this rule does not apply to Republican debates, as they are all old white imperialists)

Will the candidates be asked if they concur with Barry’s skepticism of his own Syrian strategy from the get-go?

Steve Kroft: You have been talking about the moderate opposition in Syria. It seems very hard to identify. And you talked about the frustrations of trying to find some and train them. You got a half a billion dollars from Congress to train and equip 5,000, and at the end, according to the commander CENTCOM, you got 50 people, most of whom are dead or deserted. He said four or five left?

President Barack Obama: Steve, this is why I've been skeptical from the get go about the notion that we were going to effectively create this proxy army inside of Syria.

Huh?

Will they be asked if they concur with Barry’s belief that America’s role in Syria is to “try different things”?

Hey, let’s try something different! How about a nice broccoli smoothie?

Steve Kroft: If you were skeptical of the program to find and identify, train and equip moderate Syrians, why did you go through the program?

President Barack Obama: Well, because part of what we have to do here, Steve, is to try different things. Because we also have partners on the ground that are invested and interested in seeing some sort of resolution to this problem.

It looks like Putin might have devised a way to resolve “this problem.”

Will Hillary be asked to reconcile her former positions on the Iraq war, drivers licenses for illegals, the 2nd Amendment, same sex marriage and the use of private email servers with her current (whatever they are tonight) positions on all of the above?

Will crazy Uncle Joe set aside his grief in order to fulfill his dying son’s last wish? Or will he wait till after the debate in order to avoid all of those pesky questions?

St. Joe, saying his prayers: “I hope she fails. Amen.”

I’ll be making a big bowl of popcorn to enjoy while watching this matchup of the brainiacs.

Notes from Hillary’s debate prep book

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

[FiddlePig]

[Don Corleone]

Probably more truth to the “Biden Prayer” than you can imagine.

[anoldafvet]

I’m sure the candidates will be asked probing questions like “What is your favorite color?”