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Sanders Campaign Breach Called "Most Serious Threat Ever" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Dec 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/18/2015 2:41:20 PM PST by John Semmens

Due to a temporary lapse of a "firewall" in the Democratic National Committee's (DNC) database, the Sanders campaign was able to access confidential information on the Clinton campaign. Discovery of the breach has led the DNC to block further access by the Sanders campaign.

While blocking Sanders' people from accessing data on registered Democratic voters is regarded as a serious setback to the Senator's chance of winning the Party's presidential nomination, the Clinton campaign is not satisfied the penalty is severe enough.

"Sanders' covert spying into the strategy of Secretary Clinton's campaign is the most serious threat ever to this country's future," complained campaign manager Robbie Mook. "Such flagrant dishonesty is not adequately punished by the ban on access announced by the DNC. The DNC should take a lesson from what Major League Baseball did to Pete Rose for an infraction of far lesser consequence. Senator Sanders deserves to be permanently banned from the Democratic Party's nomination process. For God's sake, he isn't even a registered Democrat. He's a Socialist. He never should've been allowed to run in our Party's primary."

Sanders' campaign spokesman Michael Briggs characterized the Clinton campaign's reaction as "self-serving hypocrisy. Has there ever been a candidate more dishonest than Hillary Clinton? Her lies are legendary. She has used her position in government to extract money from some of the most sordid and evil individuals and regimes on the planet. Her policy blunders as Secretary of State have gotten thousands of people killed. Please, give me a break."

Briggs also assailed the DNC's penalty as "excessively harsh. Look, a low-level employee took an unauthorized peek at a few files. That person has been fired. For the DNC to cut us off from voter registration data is the equivalent of handicapping a marathon runner with a blindfold. It, like the weekend debate schedule, is part of the DNC's pattern of blatant favoritism toward Mrs. Clinton. It stinks."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/188259-2015-12-18-semi-news-semi-satire-december-20-2015-edition.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; hillary; sanders; satire

1 posted on 12/18/2015 2:41:20 PM PST by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 12/18/2015 2:42:14 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Sanders Campaign Breach Called "Most Serious Threat Ever" [semi-satire]

Seem like it, for worse than that e-mail fiasco

Good one


3 posted on 12/18/2015 2:46:05 PM PST by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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To: John Semmens
For God's sake, he isn't even a registered Democrat. He's a Socialist. He never should've been allowed to run in our Party's primary."

Now that is funny!

4 posted on 12/18/2015 3:23:47 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: John Semmens

When challenged Sanders exclaimed, “At least that information was on my own private server and not any government computer. Oh, wait a minute...”


5 posted on 12/18/2015 3:24:38 PM PST by Lake Living
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To: John Semmens

I always assume Sanders is a Potemkin candidate.

No one in the DNC dares to run against Hillary. No one dares to cross her while she remains at large and out from behind bars. The only way they manage to have anything that even looks like a campaign, they have had to find a couple of no-names that no one has ever heard of to pretend to run against her.

The fact that Sanders is getting the crowds he gets is an indicator that Dems do not like her, and are desperate to find someone besides her that they can support. But no one dares to say it out loud. Sanders’ fake campaign is getting way more support than it is supposed to get, and that by itself is troubling if your name is Clinton.

The DNC is headed for a debacle. Half of them will sit it out, and half of them will vote for Trump. At this point their only hope is to steal it. Which, if your name is Clinton, is seriously no big deal. No way does she allow anyone to head up the Justice Department that she didn’t personally hire, and that she doesn’t personally have the goods on.


6 posted on 12/18/2015 3:25:00 PM PST by marron
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“confidential information”

Bourbon receipts?


7 posted on 12/18/2015 4:08:36 PM PST by dynachrome (We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.)
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To: dynachrome

was over at the dump and this has the makings of a all out bloodbath in the dem base this is a dnc sham and everyone knows it


8 posted on 12/18/2015 5:03:04 PM PST by jneesy (rough seas make skillful sailors)
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To: John Semmens

What’s so secret? Just imagine the worst set of queers, perverts, freaks, liars, frauds, and malcontents (which encompasses all of Hollywood, MSM, Crony capitalists, communists, etc.) and you have Benghazi Clinton’s entire voter lists without reverting to DNC sneakery.


9 posted on 12/18/2015 5:17:11 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (His Arrogance should send the Climate Change Warrior EPA & BLM SWAT Teams against ISIS!)
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To: John Semmens
Lol!

On a serious note, any Clinton supporter might as well sear the words “easily led and a huge dumbass” on their forehead.
10 posted on 12/18/2015 7:35:01 PM PST by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: John Semmens

Bfl


11 posted on 12/18/2015 8:12:51 PM PST by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: John Semmens

I love watching liberals eat their own.

Good job, John. Thanks for the ping.


12 posted on 12/18/2015 10:11:35 PM PST by fatnotlazy
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Among the intel jewels gleaned by the Hilolita campaign, they now know that Sanders is a New York Jew who has never been circumcized, having begun his political career as the unofficial mayor of the unicorporated Vermont hamlet of Stannard, fighting over state garbage disposal ordinances.

My neignbor slept with his wife, back in the day, during the many episodes of Sander’s abandoning his domestic life for socialist politics.

What does all this matter and why does the DNC care? ( I have no idea.)


13 posted on 12/19/2015 3:12:13 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: John Semmens

;’)


14 posted on 12/19/2015 2:05:34 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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Thanks John Semmens. Selections from December's topics: BTW, Sanders is done; unless Bitchary Bitchton has a stroke or other health episode (a real one, not that bogus one where she was avoiding scrutiny over her crimes during the Benghazi fiasco), she'll be the nominee. Hitlery sidebars from December:
15 posted on 12/19/2015 2:34:32 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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