Get better sunscreen
Posted on 02/27/2016 9:35:04 AM PST by NewJerseyJoe
(with apologies to Meat Loaf)
And I would do anything for Trump
I’d toss away my vote, like that
I would do anything for Trump
He’ll always lead me on with his circus act
But I’ll never forget how very angry I feel
Right now, no way
And I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
And some days he acts so crazy
And some days he’s a big blowhard
Some days he won’t debate at all, and these are the days that never end
And some nights he says they’re all liars
And some nights he’s not so nice
Some nights he’ll suddenly change and then Planned Parenthood is good again
Maybe he’s crazy, but he’ll insult and he’ll sue
I think he can save me, though there’s no way that could be true
As long as my brain is adjourning
As long as I’m no longer learning
As long as fake dreams are all that he sells
You’d better believe it, that I would do
Anything for Trump
And I’ll be there though he has no tact
I would do anything for Trump, though all my values are attacked
But I’d never forgive myself if I hadn’t stopped thinking, this year
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just won’t do facts
And some days I agree with the violence
And some days I pledge Trump my soul
Some days I just shut my eyes and believe in the numbers at the polls
And some nights I lose my fandom
And some nights I forget the goal
Some nights I forget who I am and say only Trump can make me whole
Maybe I’m brainwashed, that’s all I’m qualified to be
That’s just one and only, one and only quality he seeks
As long as his mouth is churning
As long as my ears are burning
As long as I hear what I want to hear
You’d better believe it, that I would do
Anything for Trump
And you know it’s true and that’s exact
I would do anything for Trump, and he knows it and he’s counting on that
But I’ll never think for myself like I used to do -- so long, so long
I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
No, no, no, I won’t do ...
I would do anything for Trump
Anything he says on the stump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Jump as high as he says to jump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Put my nose right up in his rump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Leave all my values at the dump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
I’d waste my vote and take my lumps, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
Demonstrate how I’m such a chump, but I just won’t do facts
I would do anything for Trump
I’d let this country die and slump, but I just won’t do facts
But I’ll never stop dreaming that he stands for what matters in my life, no way
And I would do anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump, but I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
[Sarcastic Voice of Reason]
Will you help him win? Will you help him drown
These United States with this fraudulent shakedown?
Will you shut up and do whatever you’re told?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
Will you help him sew this election up tight?
Can you help him pull it off, when all he’s selling you is fright,
And do it while you wear a blindfold?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
When he says something stupid, will you clap your hands?
Will you still adore him when he says your liberty is banned?
Can his eminent domain take your home?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
Will you cater to every fantasy he’s got?
Will you forfeit every belief you’ve had -- make them all for naught?
Will you prove to Trump that you’re just a drone?
[Trump Voter]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that
[Voice of Reason]
After a while of kissing his ring
You’ll come to your senses and remember everything
And you’ll see you should have voted for Cruz
[Trump Voter]
I won’t do facts
I won’t do facts
[Voice of Reason]
I know the mentality, I’ve been around
You’ll blame someone else when it all falls down
Sooner or later, you’ll be wearing a frown
[Trump Voter]
I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
Anything for Trump
Oh, I would do anything for Trump
I would do anything for Trump
But I won’t do facts
No, I won’t do facts
Seriously, thanks for sharing those. I’ve passed it on to several others outside of FR that I know. Thank you.
Wow. Teddy makes your heart sing. That’s something I haven’t seen here yet.
I hope you are retired or on full disability. Otherwise you have too much time on your hands. Go out and get some sun and fresh air.
This is now going viral all over the internet. Other sites are linking this thread to their articles.
Wow, us and them. How exciting.
Almost as exciting as the current Republican successes being tallied against the Obama administration.
Breathtaking...
The moderators on FR have become very anti-Cruz and pro-Trump.
I predict that they’ll delete your post very shortly.
You are famous! On Redstate, and they want someone to record a video. Way to go.
Why is Ted Cruz losing?
All the anti-Trump people, ask yourselves....
WHY IS TED CRUZ LOSING?
OK, I'm a Trump supporter, but those Cruz videos are totally unfair.
Cruz is NOT a liar and a fraud!
They are making campaign videos, so of course they are going to do numerous takes!
Get better sunscreen
I'm not an expert on the Corker bill, so I will concede to what you say.
I do think that Cruz is one of the "good guys" and is on our side.
I certainly don't think he's a liberal fraud or Manchurian Candidate.
I'm saying that as a Trump supporter.
The primaries will be over soon and then the Convention is coming.
We're going to have to pull together very soon.
The trash talk and demonization from all sides has gotten out of hand.
Even in New Jersey they mark vanity posts in the title.
Cruz is a fraud
Just some things that I see that proves that:
1.Cruz would support Rubio over Trump
2.Cruz voted for the Corker bill that allows Iran to build nukes
3. Cruz pushed for TPA
4. Cruz hasn’t said anything against China nor Mexico
5. caught in many lies as when lying about Carson and stealing iowa
6. this is a charlatan ,a sleazy sneaky do anything say anything lying weasel
and more
ABOVE ALL WE MUST SEEK THE TRUTH
TO SUPPORT THIS CHARLATAN ABOVE TRUTH I won’t do
“Here is Trump 25 years ago saying the same pro-American things he is saying now and explaining how Japan then was doing to the USA what China is today...”
Oh I get it, so it’s perfectly fine to look at one thing Trump said 25 years ago that might be consistent with what he’s saying today as validation of his position, but go back 5 or 6 years to point out his numerous inconsistencies — that’s all off limits. Keep drinking the Kool Aide FRiend...
I’ve read Trump’s books . I’ve been a fan for decades. Only Trump and I understand what Japan and China are doing to the USA.
Read his books before you judge him.Start with the Art of the Deal
http://www.trump.com/publications/
I'll defer to your judgment.
Isn't it terrible that we're at a point in this country that we support the candidate that is the LEAST corrupt?
You said...
“If facts don’t support the Trump agenda, then facts lie.”
And anyone who points out the facts will be sued by the Trumpster
You said...
“I wouldn’t do anything for Trump, even though I support his candidacy.”
Maybe you yourself won’t. But there are alot that will
Trump has always been against NAFTA and all other trade deals because they are unfair and hurt America. yes Perot was right too then.
Now this TPP makes NAFTA look like mere child’’s play. it will allow foriegn dictators to change U.S. laws bring in foreign workers overriding any immigration laws even override gun laws etc. Now Cruz knew all of this as many of us here on Freerepublic. when we pointed this out many said all kinds of spin. Cruz has long been for it campaigned for TPA for months and wrote an article LYING TO Make us buy it. HE only changed some no-cloture votes when he saw that some of us weren't so stupid and there was backlash.
In this brietbart link this guy reveals that Cruz really did sell out the USA totoALLY with TPA TPP. This TPP is the absolutely worse thing ever for America .TPP basically takes away US sovreignity even allowing 100’s of millions of foreign immigrant 3rd world workers to flood the USA. Now con man Cruz knew all of this when he wrote that article in the wall street journal pushing for TPA which allowed Obama to pass TPP .
Look cruz is a fraud . listen to this guy on this link . he explains it much better than I can or have time too.He exposes CRuz and Rubio. I posted links months ago and others did too about cruz was doing and cruz supporters attacked us viciously. this guy cruz has conned you .listen to this link and you will begin to see it.
face it you've been conned buy a sleezy con man named cruz .
Cruz is a fraud
Just some things that I see that proves that:
1.Cruz would support Rubio over Trump
2.Cruz voted for the Corker bill that allows Iran to build nukes
3. Cruz pushed for TPA
4. Cruz hasn’t said anything against China nor Mexico
5. caught in many lies as when lying about Carson and stealing iowa
6. this is a charlatan ,a sleazy sneaky do anything say anything lying weasel
and more
ABOVE ALL WE MUST SEEK THE TRUTH
TO SUPPORT THIS CHARLATAN ABOVE TRUTH is to support the destruction of America all because of what cause he fooled you with some slick talk you fell for.
Ted Cruz voted for the Corker bill which will allow Iran to build nuclear weapons to nuke the USA. Cruz is a fraud.
P> As bad as Iran nuking US is TPP is even worse imo and what Cruz did , lying to our faces , putting on an act all the while pushing these evil bills shows this is a villain of the most evil nature no different from Muhamad and what he did to fool people to gain power. both are con man and liars and evil and destructive to freedom and civilization and to America
Look I think you cruzers want the same thing I want to save America and for freedom , our lives,and capitalism to be left alone by the government. So you should stop this hero worship bs and fight for America , Freedom, justice and the American way as I believe all of us Americans want to do and all of us freepers do .
I don't see how anyone that reads that article cruz wrote and listens to this link and looks at all the evidence doesn't come to the conclusion that this cruz is a fraud. Trump has always been against these trade deals . only Trump can save America from TPP. do it now . fight for freedom, justice and the American way and for our way of life , fight for America, fight for Trump!
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