Posted on 03/03/2017 9:06:11 PM PST by John Semmens
Struggling to make the racial composition of staffers more closely resemble the general population, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) is urging more of the 93% who are Caucasian "to look deep into themselves to see if they may be Black, Latino, or Muslim."
"We have made great strides incorporating transsexuals into the workforce to help boost the female cohort of our staff," Schumer remarked. "This got me to thinking that there must be a contingent of transracials out there who could help us meet our non-white quota. Maybe Rachel Dolezal was out ahead of the curve on this. I mean, the people that mocked her for declaring herself to be Black may have missed the boat. Who's to say she is wrong? If a person with a penis can declare himself a woman, then why can't a person with pale skin declare himself Black? There's probably more physical evidence for a white person being biologically part Black than there is for a man being part woman."
Meanwhile, the woman formerly known as Rachel Dolezal has finalized her transition to Black by adopting the name Nkechi Amare Dialloa West African name that means "gift of god." Perhaps if more of the Congressional staffers were to simply adopt African names the concerns of Sen. Schumer would be assuaged.
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https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/213789-2017-03-03-semi-news-semi-satire-march-5-2017-edition.htm
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Democrats are really insane.
They never. never look for Asians in their search for diversity.
Why ?
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Homo Sapiens have gone full retard. Never go full retard.
Non-Muslim Asians are generally law-abiding and productive and, thus, not reliable Democrat constituencies.
“Non-Muslim Asians are generally law-abiding and productive and, thus, not reliable Democrat constituencies.
Except in Hawaii. :-)
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I think i wanna be transwealthy
Racial Dolezal redux??
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=rachel+dolezal&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
LOL, John Semmens! GRRRRRREAT work BUMP!
WHO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYMD_W_r3Fg
But what if he asked, "Tell me, what are the great, important issues of our country in this era?"
At work, I intend to “present” as a 7 foot tall Chinese lesbian womyn named Wang Chung, assuming I wish to have sudden retirement syndrome.
Chuckie should offer free DNA test kits to staff so they can “discover” previously unknown non-white ancestors! LOL
LOL!
I can just picture some Dem congressman boasting of the racial diversity of his lily white staff.
It actually would be interesting to see some stats on racial makeup of congressional staffers, broken down by party. I’d bet you ten bucks the Democrats don’t even come close to “looking like America”.
Thanks for the ping.
Judging from the responses, none of the above seems remotely fictional.
Another fine column, John.
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