Posted on 06/19/2017 1:22:21 PM PDT by John Semmens
London Mayor Sadiq Khan praised the bravery and initiative of City police in their quick response to anti-Muslim commentary following recent terrorist attacks in Manchester and London. “The adherence of Muslims to the tenets of their faith is protected by laws guaranteeing freedom of religion,” he said. “As pointed out by Shaikh Mohammad Tawhidi in Australia earlier this week, it is not a sin for a Muslim to kill a non-believer. It is a sin for a Christian to not turn the other cheek. By the tenets of the two faiths there is no justification for the criticism leveled against Islam by those non-believers who have not yet been killed by Muslims.”
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Cressida Dick seconded the mayor’s comments. “Islamophobia is intolerable,” Dick proclaimed. “Members of the Muslim community should not have to live in fear that their faith will be assailed by the survivors of a religiously justified strike against unbelievers. Our police force stands ever ready and alert to stamp out the anti-Muslim hate crime of slandering those who fight the unbelievers.”
To make sure the message of official intolerance of Islamophobia is received, Dick announced a doubling of patrols near mosques “to deter a repeat of the heinous hate crime perpetrated after the jihadist attack on London Bridge.” The heinous crime: strips of bacon left on automobile windshields. “Being murdered doesn’t imperil a Christian’s hope of salvation,” Dick explained. “Coming in contact with pork condemns a Muslim to damnation. Clearly, this is the greater threat and we must allocate our limited resources accordingly.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2017/06/17/mueller-expands-staff/
Funny how when a white, clean-shaven male runs over some muslims in front of a mosque that information appears in the headline and a motive is discerned immediately... it's a hate crime.
Yet, when dark-skinned, bearded muslims shouting "Allah Akhbar" kill people in the streets, that information is redacted and the motive is always unknown.
“Coming in contact with pork condemns a Muslim to damnation” Not having a personal belief in Christ as Lord & Savior will condemn a Muslim or any other person.
Your job has to be hard, John. I really can no longer tell which of your quotes from these people are satire and which are real...
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