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European Union Threatens Poland, Hungary [fake satire]
Fake Satire ^ | 25 June 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/25/2017 11:54:14 AM PDT by John Semmens

The absence of Islamic terror attacks in Poland and Hungary has been attributed to these countries' refusal to take in an adequate portion of the flood of Muslim refugees that have swarmed into Europe over the last few years. The leaders of Hungary and Poland think this is a good thing. Hungarian Prime Minster Viktor Orban called these migrants "a poison" and said "every single migrant poses a public security and terror risk." Polish Prime Minister Beata Szydo called the European Union's policy of allowing mass migration from the Middle East "folly."

EU Migration Commissioner Dimitris Avramopoulos slammed the governments of both countries "for not bearing their fair share of the grief that accompanies free migration. It is the policy of the European Union that all member states must accept an allocation of this grief as assigned by the Brussels authorities. Failure to do so will force us to impose sanctions."

Polish Interior Minister Mariusz Blaszczak vowed his country will "choose the lesser danger of enduring EU sanctions over inviting savages to roam among us assaulting our women, attacking gays, and bombing our public places. We have seen the consequences in countries that have welcomed these migrants—rapes in Sweden, murders in London, nightly riots in Paris—and we say 'no thanks.'"

Former US President Barack Obama said "this latest deterioration of the unity we all worked so hard for during my administration is disheartening. It's frustrating that there is no court that can overturn Poland and Hungary's racist anti-immigration policies like the US courts that have thwarted Trump's similar animus against Muslims in America. I wish I could do more than urge Chancellor Merkel and President Macron to be patient. We're working to unseat Trump and install a progressive alternative, but it will take time."

In related news, the last remaining police station in the Järva area (a suburb of Stockholm with a majority Muslim population) is slated to be closed because "it is too dangerous for police." Stockholm area regional police chief Ulf Johansson said "we can no longer justify putting our officers' lives in danger. The area is too violent even for armed police to dare venture outside the building." As for the Swedes still living in the area, he suggested that "as I understand it, they have the option of converting, submitting to Muslim rule, or moving—if they can get out without being killed. They will, of course, have to leave their non-portable property behind."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,268711.0/topicseen.html


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: crime; europe; muslims; satire

1 posted on 06/25/2017 11:54:14 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

2 smart nations. Bless them


2 posted on 06/25/2017 11:58:20 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: John Semmens
Fake Satire???!!!

Now you're just messin' with our heads!

3 posted on 06/25/2017 11:59:50 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: John Semmens

It may be an article in jest.

But does anyone think Germany WOULDN’T force these countries to do their part at gunpoint if need be?

I see nothing to make me think Merkel is a rational, pacifistic leader.

At least when it comes to white Europeans.


4 posted on 06/25/2017 12:01:46 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know that if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: John Semmens
In related news, the last remaining police station in the Järva area (a suburb of Stockholm with a majority Muslim population) is slated to be closed because "it is too dangerous for police."

Bunch of islamophobes. Dare not call it a "no-go zone", but they can shut the whole precinct down.

5 posted on 06/25/2017 12:02:40 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: John Semmens

Wait... fake satire... I...


6 posted on 06/25/2017 12:03:07 PM PDT by chris37 (Donald J. Trump, Tom Brady, The Patriots... American Destiny!)
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To: dp0622; John Semmens

>>But does anyone think Germany WOULDN’T force these countries to do their part at gunpoint if need be?<<

That is what John excels at: reading the thoughts of the people involved.

The EU political correctness blitzkreig will destroy Europe with more finality than Hitler would have. And that ain’t no Godwin’s Law!


7 posted on 06/25/2017 12:06:52 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The Civil Rights movement compared content of their character to skin color and chose the latter)
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To: freedumb2003; John Semmens

Hey you WROTE the article! :)

When I responded to you John, I didn’t realize that.

Cool.

And thanks freedumb for your insights!

Have to go look up Godwin’s law.


8 posted on 06/25/2017 12:13:08 PM PDT by dp0622 (The Left should know that if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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The EU is basically Germany with an acquiescent France (hoping for some crumbs from the German table).

So basically, Germany is threatening Poland and Hungary.

This sounds familiar?

9 posted on 06/25/2017 12:39:07 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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