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Impeachment Resolution Introduced in House [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 16 July 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/15/2017 12:02:28 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rep. Brad Sherman (D-CA) and Rep. Al Green (D-Tex) are cosponsoring House Resolution 438, a measure aimed at impeaching President Trump.

"When President Trump fired the man who was investigating his presidential campaign for colluding with Russia he obstructed justice," Sherman argued. "It doesn't matter whether there was collusion or not. It doesn't matter that the envisioned 'collusion,' per se, is not a crime under the law. Firing FBI Director James Comey, in and of itself, is obstruction regardless of whether the campaign did or didn't collude because it stopped Comey from continuing his investigation."

Green couched his support in terms of the projected favorable impact on the nation's health and safety. "According to a survey conducted by Detox (http://www.detox.net/uncover/what-would-you-give-up-for-alcohol/), 73% of Democrats would give up drinking alcohol for the rest of their lives if Trump is impeached," Green said. "Each year alcohol causes 90,000 deaths and $250 billion in economic damage. Since impeaching Trump could save lives and money, Republicans should put partisan interests aside and agree to impeach Trump for the good of the nation."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/221679-2017-07-14-semi-news-semi-satire-july-16-2017-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: impeachment; satire; trump

1 posted on 07/15/2017 12:02:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 07/15/2017 12:02:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

How squeaky clean are the lives of these 2 Dem jerks? Payback & Backlash are things the Dems think will NEVER happen to them......However, there is definately a new Sheriff in town. Not only that, but THIS Sheriff has a VERY LARGE posse-—All across the country.


3 posted on 07/15/2017 8:50:44 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

How come the Democrats were NOT so eager to put the liquor business out of business when JFK’s daddy- Joseph Kennedy was importing shop loads of scotch & other items from Europe???


4 posted on 07/15/2017 8:53:36 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: John Semmens

Impeach Pres. Trump, then impeach VP Pence, and you get squeaker ryan. Looks like a plan to me!


5 posted on 07/15/2017 6:27:45 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: John Semmens

If Dems stop drinking, they will be brought face to face with reality. The shock will be too great. They will enter a catatonic state, perhaps permanently. Trump is performing a great humanitarian service by sparing them from that fate.


6 posted on 07/15/2017 7:38:41 PM PDT by TChad
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