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Pelosi Calls for Crackdown on "Dangerous Speech" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 August 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/25/2017 6:15:12 PM PDT by John Semmens

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) demanded that "we be more selective in what kind of remarks people are allowed to make in public. I'm generally in favor of freedom of speech, but some statements and points of view are so far outside the bounds of respectable opinion that they present a clear and present danger."

She went on to elaborate by analogy, saying "you can't shout 'wolf' in a crowded theater because everyone knows there is no wolf. If we don't suppress these bogus cries then one day when there really is a wolf no one will believe it. At that point people will be attacked without recourse. Our only option then will be to have FEMA distribute food and blankets to the victims."

While the Minority Leader's statement struck many as "confused and possibly demented" a spokesperson for the long-time member of congress explained that "what she was trying to say is that statements by President Trump and his supporters are inherently dangerous. Questioning policies of his predecessors undermines people's faith in their government. Questioning the media's coverage of the Trump Administration undermines people's faith in the news. If these two pillars of our way of life are knocked down it would be the equivalent of exposing us all to being devoured by wolves."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/224277-2017-08-25-semi-news-semi-satire-august-27-2017-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: censorship; pelosi; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 08/25/2017 6:15:12 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

That muzzles most Democrats.


2 posted on 08/25/2017 6:42:15 PM PDT by Ray76 (Republicans are a Democrat party front group.)
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To: John Semmens

Can I shout “coyote”?

;)


3 posted on 08/25/2017 6:49:42 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: John Semmens

Truly demented comments...


4 posted on 08/25/2017 7:04:57 PM PDT by eeriegeno (<p>)
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To: John Semmens

Inside every lib/prog is a totalitarian.


5 posted on 08/25/2017 7:08:08 PM PDT by luvbach1 (I hope Trump runs roughshod over the inevitable obstuctionists, Dems, progs, libs, or RINOs!)
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ping


6 posted on 08/25/2017 7:16:56 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Puppy!!

Wait! Can I shout that?


7 posted on 08/25/2017 8:16:01 PM PDT by Boomer (Have RINO republican pols been radicalized somehow?)
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To: John Semmens

So what you are saying is, you can’t yell fire! in a crowded flock of sheep. Wool. Wolves. Politicians can fleece ya, and you all will be the worsted for it.


8 posted on 08/25/2017 8:16:54 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: luvbach1

Doesn’t like the 1st Amendment.


9 posted on 08/25/2017 8:25:21 PM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: John Semmens

I would rather see a crack down on idiotic speech!


10 posted on 08/26/2017 2:45:48 AM PDT by Lopeover (The 2016 Election is about allegiance to the United States!)
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To: dynachrome

Can I shout fart in a crowded theater?


11 posted on 08/26/2017 5:23:24 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: John Semmens

We need a CRACKDOWN on “DANGEROUS POLITICIANS”.....FUNP.


12 posted on 08/26/2017 6:09:04 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens
Pelosi AND Maxine: "you can't shout 'wolf' in a crowded theater because everyone knows there is no wolf.

LOL

13 posted on 08/26/2017 7:11:43 AM PDT by GOPJ (Statues today - books tomorrow - the unmasking of totalitarian eliets is starting...)
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