Posted on 11/30/2017 8:18:08 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are you a straight man who likes women? Do you kiss and cuddle with your male friends just for funsies?
No?
Well apparently, youre the weirdo. Because according to Attitude Magazine, it is totally normal common, even for straight men to canoodle with their straight male friends.
To the confusion of straight men and people of logic everywhere, Attitude ran a befuddling article entitled: "New Study Finds Straight Men in Bromances Often Kiss and Cuddle." (For those unfamiliar, a "bromance" is a slang term for a close friendship between two heterosexual guys.)
Attitude claims:
(Excerpt) Read more at mrctv.org ...
nope never
“For their women exchanged their natural function for an unnatural and abnormal one,
And the men also turned from natural relations with women and were set ablaze (burning out, consumed) with lust for one anothermen committing shameful acts with men and suffering in their own bodies and personalities the inevitable consequences and penalty of their wrong-doing and going astray, which was [their] fitting retribution.”
(New Testament, Romans 1: 26, 27)
Uhhhh....no.
Apparently, the study was conducted in the magazines break rooms.
“Attitude is a British gay lifestyle magazine owned by Stream Publishing Limited.”
Nuff said. its pufsters hallucinating.
I have never had a male friend even hint at such activity. He might have gotten a knuckle sandwich on his kisser in response.
Uh, no. Never.
The continued push for normalization of homosexuality.
and sometimes they just like to playfully fondle each other...
WTF is an understatement.
You might get a 3 second condolence hug from me at a funeral...if I’ve known you all my life.
You're welcome!
Regards,
Ding ding ding!!
Just keeping it on the “down low”.
Those weren’t straight men....
It’s super awkward when guys even accidentally TOUCH. Of course smacking butts, punching and farting in faces is fine.
I will admit, that sometimes after a friend says hold my beer and he fails miserably at his attempt at grandeur, depends on how hurt he is I might:
1. on ground.
-helping hand up.
2. on ground can’t get up because he is hurt and drunk. -helping hand up, maybe a hug if really drunk.
3. on ground can’t get up because his leg is cut off.
- Give him back his beer. Kiss him on the forehead and tell him I love him and to drink up. I’d likely get him another beer or give him mine.
All this BS comes from?
the Kinsey Report.
and guess what, Kinsey himself was a homosexual and when he studied males they all were men from PRISON.
now isn’t that sort of maybe just a little bit of selection bias there..?
the researcher is gay and then it’s all these guys who are busting out with a hair-raising level of...practicality, shall we say.
it absolutely has nothing to do with the average straight guy.
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