Posted on 04/05/2018 4:16:29 PM PDT by SamAdams76
I think Trump has done a splendid job so far as president of the United States.
However, I heard just today that there is a possibility that there might be some collusion (col-u-son) between Trump and the Russians. Apparently the Russians wanted Donald Trump to be president just as much as we did and so they did some collusion type things to make sure that Trump won the election.
I'm not quite sure what kind of things they were but it could be that Russians were sent over here during the election to dance outside of Trump tower and hold signs. Also, they apparently went to county fairs and yakked it up with people eating fried dough and corn in the cob on sticks, extolling the virtues of Trump and the dangers of Hillary Clinton.
Now that I think of it, I was at the Big E fair up near Springfield, MA and was innocently eating a deep-fried Twinkie when some guy named Ivan sidled up to me and asked me who I was voting for. When I said Trump, he got this big smile on his face, thrust a Russian ruble in my palm, and told me to go buy a corn dog, courtesy of Vladimir Putin himself. Now I was going to vote for Trump anyhow but I resent the fact that this Russian guy was trying to buy me off. Also, I didn't have the heart to tell "Ivan" that his ruble coin wasn't going to buy me jack-squat at the Big E fair. So I handed my ruble coin off to a 5-year old boy with melted ice cream all over his face.
I'm just saying that this Russian collusion (col-u-son) really disturbs me. Is it possible that Russians came over here and got people to vote for Trump at all the county fairs?
I don't know. Maybe all those jacket-and-tie men on the cable news have it right. Maybe those bubble-headed blondes with their legs neatly crossed on those TV news shows have it right too. I seem to have been taken advantage of by Russian col-u-son. What is a simple-minded guy like I to do?
I was just trying to have a day at the county fair. Get a funnel cake. A corn dog. An overpriced vodka drink. Try and throw an over-inflated basketball towards an oblong hoop for a stuffed animal (that I did not win). And ride a rickety ferris wheel that got stuck at the top for a while during which time a frenzied mechanic at the bottom adjusted this and that before things started moving again.
I'm just saying, this Russian col-u-son has really got me down. I do believe I got the Russian col-u-son blues.
Bull crap the Russians wanted and always want weak and foolish Democrats
HA!
The Commies bought and paid for Traitorhillary. Of course they wanted her elected.
collusion is not a crime in any fashion and this is just more crap coming from whoever still hopes they can get Trump. Put it to rest.. for crying out loud, give it up.. the nation is being hurt by all this made up crap!!!!!
Hannity had it on his TV show last night which I don’t usually see, that collusion? It’s not a crime, you can’t bust someone for collusion. He said the investigators know that, pretty mindblowing, Dershowitz and others were on.
Here’s two articles discussing last night’s show, I wouldn’t even know enough or feel comfortable making such a statement.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/04/03/alan-dershowitz-mueller-probe-trump-collusion-not-crime
https://pjmedia.com/video/dershowitz-mueller-inventing-crime-collusion/
More, Politico:
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/07/12/what-is-collusion-215366
You have to violate an anti-trust law but in general, no, this is a fishing expedition.
The Russians got a great kick out of Hillary’s Reset Button
Hate to break it to you that post is SATIRE.
I expect you will get a visit from meuller very soon. He’s desperate.
LOL @ Russian “col u sion” blues.
Love the satire! Best laugh I have had all week!!
Sam, I think you should call some of the TV networks, like CNN or MSNBC. Maybe they can look into it.
Hate to break it to you that post is SATIRE.
so is Mueller’s Investigation
and barack promised he could do more for the russians after he was elected for the second term.. he colluded, compromised, and double crossed.. plus treason.... are the investigating him? do you suppose they are after Trump and only Trump? *sarcasm*... and hillary? nope.. just Trump and there is nothing there!!
Anger sets in after awhile... I want them all taken in and put behind bars!! a man, Trump, who does not do it their way, nor does he lie and break his promises... yeah, anger sets in after awhile!
Sorry Sam but your attempt to add some humor to our day has been waylaid by the oblivious ones.
To me, it was obvious that it was satire. I can understand why some would believe otherwise. The way the Lame Media talks, you would think that this would be how some people think.
If that isn't collusion I don't what is.
no, Mulehead’s investigation is FARCE. FR is well layered and nuanced in the various forms of humor and it’s cousins.
I did once see them save a young boy who fell off a bell tower somewhere in New England. They can’t be all bad. Perhaps they were being friendly and trekking to the WH in order to share their Borsch soup recipe. Good neighbors and all that.
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