Posted on 09/24/2020 8:31:55 AM PDT by Lenora Thompson
They say that a smile is the shortest distance between two people. But a laugh is even shorter!
When I started this blog, and pivoted it towards America, in the back of my mind, I decided not to hit at President Trump's political opponents...well, not much.
But if they set it up on a tee, well, I just gotta take a swing at it!
Frankly, I almost feel sorry for Joe Biden, whom The Washington Post named "The Lamborghini of gaffes" as he's clearly struggling on the campaign trail. I say "almost" because my empathy goes down to zero after seeing so many videos of him publicly molesting young girls on camera.
That's when the gloves came off. But I don't need to say a word. Joe does the job for me. Here for your reading enjoyment are five of Joe Biden's best gaffes. Jan. 31, 2007: Referring to Barack Obama:
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
But Trump is the racist. Uh-huh. June 17, 2006: C-SPAN's Road to the White House:
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
My former boss, Atul, was born in India, the son of a wealthy banker. He earned his Bachelor of Engineering degree from Nagpur University before coming to America, earning two Masters Degrees and becoming the Senior Director of Information Technology for Amplifon USA. He was a wonderful boss and a kindly, peace-loving man but I don't think even Atul would take kindly to Joe's remarks.
August 26, 2019: New Hampshire campaign stop
“I want to be clear: I’m not going nuts.”
God love you, Joe, you just had to say it! March 2020: To a construction worker in Detroit, MI
"I'm not working for you. Don't be such a horse's ass."
So says the man who is going to raise your taxes which have paid his salary since 1973. And wasn't there something about Burisma? Where is Hunter anyways?
February 6, 2009: The quote which should be the slogan for Joe Biden's campaign:
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
Now there's a Commander in Chief you can...let me rephrase that.
You want this man with his finger on the nuclear...no, no, that's not it.
Yeah, I got nothin'.
As Dana Milbank wrote, "When he opens his mouth, nobody knows what is going to come out — least of all Biden."
My point.
wow that would make a great political as if he is on tape saying those things ,,,,, you go slo joe, your the best player on our team
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“I’ve got hairy legs!”
Boo-hoo, I was hoping to see a video. You need to see this idiot for it to gut punch everyone.
“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.”
Maybe in ‘Biden world’, but not in the real world...with our enemies (we DO have them-no matter what the flower power yuppies believe) waiting around for a chance to screw us over.
So, Joe’s the guy you want at the helm, right?
That one was creepy on steroids! :O
I’m utterly baffled by their choice of Joe Biden. They couldn’t do any worse if they tried. My husband says they chose someone who would make a good puppet.
Stand up, Chuck!
LOL. I thought about including that one but, y’know, it was probably an honest mistake. It’s kinda cute how Joe always says, “God love you” afterwards. I’d never heard that before.
I can be pretty abrupt and unfiltered-—BUT—I am NOT unhinged.
Yup
Stand up, Chuck! God love ya! What am I thinking? Everyone stand up for Chuck!
One of the greatest moments ever!
Good puppet is what they thought, months ago. He’s turned out to be more of a chia pet or a pet rock.
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