Posted on 02/03/2021 5:17:43 AM PST by NOBO2012
For all of you in the path of this week’s Nor’Easter and still digging out, allow me to offer an alternative to ongoing snow removal:
Follow the panda’s lead and do your best to enjoy it.
Let them give you a little boost and maybe we’ll all make it over hump-day.
Just hang in there a bit longer
and it will soon be spring. Maybe we’ll be able to get together with our friends and family again without social distancing,
perhaps even go out for a meal as a group again.
Which will of course still be dangerous, as this panda-emic is here to stay, and don’t you forget it!
OMG! Talk about cultural appropriation! What’s wrong with these people?
So have fun in the snow but be safe! We don’t want you falling down…
you might hurt your head
and turn into a liberal. now repeat after me: this is a dangerous Panda-emic that’s never going away.
Let’s be careful out there.
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Pandas appear to be snugly and friendly.
Like all bears they are classified as omnivorous carnivores.
They bite.
“The giant panda is a mammal classified into order Carnivora, suborder Caniformia, family Ursidae, and subfamily Ailuropodinae [1], and lives in the Chinese provinces of Sichuan and Gansu. Considered a Chinese national treasure, the giant panda is regarded as having a gentle temperament and is protected under the First-Grade State Protection Act by the Chinese Government [2]. We present three cases of giant panda attacks on humans at the Panda House at Beijing Zoo from September 2006 to June 2009 to warn people of the giant panda’s potentially dangerous behavior. The clinical treatment was conducted according to the World Medical Association (WMA) Declaraton of Helsinki-Ethical principles for Medical Research Involving Human Subjects.”
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4276236/
and you can see photos of Panda bites here:
Scroll down for case 1 and case 2 with photos
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4276236/
I did not post the photos here because they are quite
abhorrent to those who are sensitive to the sight of blood and wounds.
If China gets its way, the panda will replace the eagle as our national symbol.
They bite...
So does Xi.
All animals,including us,bite.
And Bite me?
Actually Bite me sniffs.
Yes, you get the point I was about to make also.
China has made a lot of propaganda about everything, including its pandas.
Even their bears do not bite, their viuses are benign, and Premier Xi has gold nuggets popping out of his arse for everyone.
They are NOT to be trusted.
Biden has invited them in to destroy us.
Yikes!
Yikes!
For a moment I thought I yikesd twice?
Indeed. Be very careful if you “hug” a Panda.
Like any animal, if they do not like your scent, they will chew on ya!
Great Minds Yike Alike
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