Posted on 08/19/2021 11:39:24 AM PDT by DFG
NEW YORK, NY—Following the popular trend of providing consumers constant access to products or services they think they need, Pfizer has announced a subscription service that will provide monthly COVID-19 vaccines to all members, called Pfizer+.
Pfizer+ offers the following additional benefits:
Monthly vaccine booster Access to some of Pfizer’s other popular drugs Gold badge for social media virtue signals Video library of the mainstream media shaming unvaccinated individuals Pfizer+ will also launch with a Super Premium Plus tier for the consumer who just can’t get enough of giant pharmaceutical companies with shady pasts. Benefits include:
An autographed photo of Dr. Fauci A mobile app that alerts you when an unvaccinated person is nearby Monthly shipment of masks Monthly fees for the service were not announced, as Pfizer has partnered with the IRS to extract an annual fee from all taxpayers for the foreseeable future.
On launch day, the pharmaceutical giant announced Pfizer+ subscriptions had generated enough profits to pay for the billions of dollars in criminal and civil lawsuits stemming from decades of false advertising, data manipulation, bribing foreign government officials, and lying to doctors.
Is it like ‘Flavor of the Month Club”?..............
Pretty soon they’ll be like insulin shots. One after every meal.
What, they don't make them in the Dexcom version.
Just wait until the Delta Tau Chi variant hits!
I thought it was real.
I’m feel pretty darn good about myself. I am finally trained to read the byline before believing an article.
[ Pretty soon they’ll be like insulin shots. One after every meal. ]
That IS the END-GAME goal of Big Pharma you know!
been saying folks are gonna be required to walk around with IV Drip lines dripping covid vaccine in constantly-
Trump dismisses COVID-19 booster shots as a ‘money-making operation’ for Pfizer!
https://news.yahoo.com ^ | August 18, 2021 | Eliza Relman
Posted on 8/19/2021, 11:37:03 AM by RomanSoldier19
Former President Donald Trump on Wednesday suggested that vaccine booster shots aren’t medically necessary and instead are being pushed by pharmaceutical companies purely for profit.
“That sounds to me like a money-making operation for Pfizer,” Trump, who was secretly vaccinated last January at the White House, told Fox Business host Maria Bartiromo. “Think of the money involved. An extra shot … How good a business is that? If you’re a pure businessman, you’d say, ‘you know what, let’s give them another shot,’ that’s another $10 billion of money coming in - the whole thing is crazy.”
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https://news.yahoo.com/trump-dismisses-covid-19-booster-184022005.html
Americans who have received two COVID-19 vaccine doses are considered fully vaccinated, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy said on Aug. 18.
Has anyone at Pfizer tested the impact of a third shot on already vaccinated people, or are they just assuming it’s going to be okay?
Of course it’ll be OK ... for their “bottom line”.
Not to mention the gazillions of dollars to be made off the sheeple.
They should start Frequent Jabber Rewards programs. You get 1 point per jab. 100 points you get a toaster or phone case. 500 points you get a $20 gift card to major retailer. 5000 points you get a flat screen TV.
32 Billion so far this year or whenever they do their accounting. Obviously not enough. It never is for those with the greed virus.
What? No rewards program attached to it?
The pumpkin spice booster shot is coming just in time for autumn.
Silly human. The clinical trials are being conducted in the here and now...with each new jab.
No thanks. I'm partial to the Salted Carmel Mocha booster.
A headline from today: “Oxford University Study: Fully vaccinated people with “breakthrough” COVID Delta infections carry as much virus as the unvaccinated.”
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