Posted on 08/30/2021 2:54:39 PM PDT by DFG
SEATTLE, WA—In a deal that probably has nothing to do with Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine showing disappointing long-term effectiveness, the pharmaceutical giant has announced an ambitious partnership with bulk wholesale giant Costco, and the unveiling of the new Pfizer-Kirkland Signature 5-Gallon Family Size Vaccine Booster Tub™.
Every Costco store is now stocked with sensibly-sized buckets of the vaccine, complete with instructions, kid-friendly self-stick syringes, and a 5-pack of IV kits for families who have been led to believe in overwhelming safety over all other aspects of life.
Kelly Earskin, while shopping for some chips and a jacuzzi, commented that the tubs were not hard to find due to the size of each bucket, and the fact that the pharmacy and vitamin shelves had been replaced with dozens of pallets of the stuff. “I had actually forgotten to pick up the vaccine, but the checkout worker ran back and grabbed it for me because Costco workers are so friendly and also because it’s required and you can’t leave the store without buying some."
At press time, Donald Trump was seen on the street corner near Costco spinning a sign that advertised 5-gallon buckets of hydroxychloroquine.
We’ve got some pro-vaxxers here that might be interested.
Should have been the 500 jab family bulk size.
Not bad, but I could do without the poke at Trump.
The last line is unnecessary. Is Babylon Bee going woke?
They don’t know when to stop. A bad trait for a comedian.
5-gallon. What, no 55-gallon barrel?
I personally thought the Trump line was funny, but if it wasn’t to you it wasn’t So what ?
if you are going be “Oh Noes the Bee said something I didnt think was funny, are they woke? should we boycott them?”
you are acting like the people you claim to dislike
LOL
of the funniest BBs for a while. And that’s saying something!
It didn’t bother me either
55 gal: Too big to handle.
55 gal: Too big to handle.
The main problem is getting it into your car along with the 55-gallon ketchup drum...
Availabe in this size at Tractor Supply. But do not use it on your horse!
Flick, Homer buckets!
What about the Chair , the one that gives you a Booster every time you sit down
Hand truck
I need a couple of empty 5 gallon buckets. This is going to be terrific!/s/s/s/S
Only because if 100 percent were responsible, this crap would be over.
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