"Kids...Wait! I've got something for you..."
(and I've got a fever. A fever for more cowbell.)
Posted on 12/20/2021 2:09:02 PM PST by jgrk112782
There is one conspiracy theory that is true. The government, media, corporations etc brainwash people to celebrate Halloween (66 percent of Americans each year), to wear Nike sneakers, to have Facebook accounts, to have Instagram accounts, to have Twitter accounts, to celebrate Mother's Day and Father's Day (both pagan holidays God is our true father, we should honor our parents 365)
I want to get Halloween abolished. It's a pagan holiday that is against Christ. It's offensive even to Penn Jillette who is an Atheist.
I want FReepers to help me get Halloween banned throughout the US .Liberals love Halloween, so we must destroy it. It's easier to get liberals to ignore Halloween than it is to get them to be against gay marriage or against abortion or for gun rights.
It’s Christmas time and
We should abolish
HALLOWEEN ?
Oh, I would agree they won’t formally ban Christmas, not completely. Not any time soon. You’re already on the naughty list though.
"Kids...Wait! I've got something for you..."
(and I've got a fever. A fever for more cowbell.)
Santa is a fat, judgemental jerk. Proud to be on his naughty list.
No, I mean you’re guilty of wrongthink, Comrade. Santa won’t throw you in a Gulag.
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