Posted on 02/28/2022 8:34:16 AM PST by John Semmens
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) called President Biden's Strategy for handling the war in Ukraine "brilliant." Asked to briefly describe the strategy, she said "no one knows what it is. That's what makes it brilliant. The incoherence of simultaneously announcing sanctions, but continuing to purchase oil from Russia defies comprehension. The combination of talking tough while avoiding any effective countermeasures has got to be driving Putin nuts."
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton bolstered the Democrat meme by asserting that "the President's response has been well executed. He has been able to rally our NATO allies to echo his tough talk. So, to the general public its looks like the kind of united front that Trump could never have achieved given his repeated demands that our allies pay their fair share of the costs for the defense of their countries."
Press Secretary Jen Psaki said "the President's redeployment of Border Patrol agents to Ukraine is ingenious and innovative. These people have been aiding invaders from Mexico to reach desired destinations in America by putting them on planes and flying them there. Once they are sent to Ukraine they will be able to tempt Russian troops with the same offer. Coming to the United States with all-expenses-paid has got to be a better deal than getting shot by armed Ukrainian civilians. I think this policy is Nobel Peace Prize worthy."
Word that Ukraine's President Zelenskyy and Putin are trying to arrange a meeting to achieve peace was strongly denounced by State Department spokesperson Ned Price who maintained that "the President has not authorized these negotiations and will not be bound by any agreement between them to end hostilities. More than the peace between these two countries is at stake. Both must make a show of crediting the President for inspiring them to reconcile. This needs to include a multi-million dollar cash payment to the President's son for the efforts President Biden has made toward quelling this crisis."
In related news, the Russian invasion of Ukraine has apparently ruined The View's Joy Behar's planned European vacation. "How can I fly to Italy when a Russian fighter plane may shoot down the plane I'm on?" she whined. "I blame Trump."
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Start a War then, HIDE ?
Biden ran and hid in his basement, something no one would have expected him to do. The Russians thought maybe he would challenge them to push ups, or call them a dog-faced pony soldier, anything but this. Now they don’t know what to do.
Luckily the Ukrainians and the European Nato too things in their own hands. If they followed Biden leadership, the Russians would won a long time ago.
FR THREAD....Biden Finds A New Level Of Worthless
Given how the Biden administration is bending over backwards to protect Putin’s cash flow, you’d think Hunter was on his payroll.
How else to explain that the Biden administration has explicitly excluded financial transactions “related to energy” from any impact from sanctions?
The definition of “related to energy” the Treasuring Department put out can literally be interpreted to mean about 99 percent of all transactions anywhere. Read this and ask yourself what sanctions actually matter? You won’t find many.
You really do have to think Hunter is cashing checks directly from Putin at this point. It’s the only way to explain the disconnect between the rhetoric and the reality coming out of the President’s mouth.
Stupidity and senility only go so far, this is so blatant that there has to be more to it. Joe Biden has always been worthless, he’s now taken t
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