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Parental Rights in Education Law Assailed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 March 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/19/2022 11:47:53 AM PDT by John Semmens

U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona and assistant secretary for health at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Rachel Levine traveled to Florida to slander that state’s recent enactment of the Parental Rights in Education legislation. Dubbing the law the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, Cardona declared that the Biden Administration “won’t stand for the kind of anti-LGBTQ bullying this law promotes.”

An example of the bullying Cardona is complaining about is the law’s prohibition of sexually explicit topics being introduced to students under 8 years old. “Every expert knows that the earlier start we get in transitioning to a different gender the better the results,” he said. “This law will delay the process by four years and produce the type of hideous outcome we see in Secretary Levine. It was only her strength of character that enabled her to overcome this to be named woman of the year by the USA Today newspaper.”

Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-Fla) defended the law, saying “young children need to be protected from being indoctrinated by advocates with a political agenda. Schools need to concentrate on helping them to read and write, understand basic math, and get along with their peers. The topic of sex should be reserved for a later age when the students are approaching puberty. This is what the majority of parents want from our public schools. It is what they ought to get.”

Levine slammed the Governor’s “pandering to parental paranoia and dictatorial control over their children’s lives. These people lack the credentials certifying the expertise needed to make the decisions on which sex their children really are before it is too late. The President is committed to liberating all children from the sort of domestic terrorism their parents subject them to.”

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TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cardona; desantis; grooming; hb1557; levine; lgbtq; parentalrightsined; satire; trans

1 posted on 03/19/2022 11:47:53 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
It won't be difficult to find an Osama Obama appointee to strike this down.
2 posted on 03/19/2022 11:51:18 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Balloting)
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To: John Semmens
Levine is dumbing down deviancy!
3 posted on 03/19/2022 11:59:21 AM PDT by immadashell (New Planned Parenthood slogan: Black Babies’ Lives Don't Matter!c)
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To: John Semmens

Just more tyranny of government.


4 posted on 03/19/2022 12:27:26 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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ping


5 posted on 03/19/2022 1:17:02 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: immadashell

Levine...an unstable man pretending to be a woman wants children to be indoctrinated into perversion. So he can feel better about his own perversion? Why in the heck is any parent, I don’t care what side of the isle they are on, would agree with this man?


6 posted on 03/19/2022 2:00:42 PM PDT by JoJo354 (JUST SAY NO to covid vaxx!)
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