Posted on 04/22/2022 5:00:31 PM PDT by DFG
LOS GATOS, CA—With Netflix stock taking a nosedive, the company has committed to making big changes to attract more subscribers. This initiative includes replacing Neil Degrasse Tyson with Vice President Kamala Harris as the host for COSMOS: A SpaceTime Odyssey.
"We've had our eye on Kamala Harris for some time, to be honest," said COSMOS showrunner Francis Martin. "She's such an eloquent speaker known for giving truly captivating, informative speeches. But once we heard her most recent speech on space, we knew we had to have her."
Netflix has confirmed that Neil Degrasse Tyson—the well-known astrophysicist, planetary scientist, author, and science communicator—will now be taking a back seat to the Vice President. Kamala Harris will now be our guide as viewers embark on a journey throughout the cosmos, exploring the vastness of space that affects and connects us all.
"Space is very BIG. It's exciting and spurs us to ask the big questions," explained Kamala Harris in the COSMOS season 3 teaser. "How big is it? SO big! Where does the Sun go at night? And join me as we travel to Jupiter's moon Europa! There are more Jupiter moons, but Europe is one of the big ones—I have never been to Europa. HaHAha HAha!"
In her latest promotion for the upcoming season, Kamala announced that the show will undertake its largest voyage yet: traveling all the way back through time to help give the viewer a sense of how significant the passage of time is.
It could have been funny, if NDGT was half as eloquent as the press wants us to believe.
I’ve heard better arguments for string theory from my CAT!
As long as they don’t ‘travel back in time’ to home movies of her and Willie Brown doing the Horizontal Mambo, I’m cool with it.
*SNORT*
Well her head is empty space
"Where does the Sun go at night?"
With cacklin' harris' gift of senseless word salad,
it's within the realm of possibility.
That broad is a cinder block with lips…IOW, your standard, interchangeable, completely replaceable democrat.
Too close for comfort.
It could have been funny, if NDGT was half as eloquent as the press wants us to believe
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His ‘go to’ anecdote to mock religion concerns an earthquake that destroyed a church and everyone inside. “How could a real God allow such a thing to happen?” Neil laments.
Someone needs to point out to Neil that long before his anecdote God wiped out almost everyone of the earth with Noah’s flood.
Bee is on fire. Their recent takedown of CNN+ was classic. They’re just wreaking havoc.
Been months, maybe a year(?) but the NY Times assigned not one, but two of their ‘investigative’ reporters to smear the Babylon Bee. The two did a long article trying to show how dangerous the Bee is. Of course when Moms at a PTA meeting are lableled as domestic terrorists, the Bee must seem like the devil incarnate.
Rock on Bee!
Tyson is at the top of the “Likes to hear themselves talk” list.
This might be an improvement even though it is the Bee.
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I saw the title, and thought, this better be the Babylon Bee.
She's got a point. Why does the sun shine during the day when it's light, and not at night when it's dark?
About the tenth time this has been posted.
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