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Unvaccinated Children Barred from DC Schools [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 August 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/28/2022 9:14:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser announced that “no unvaccinated child will be permitted to receive instruction in any school building unless they get vaccinated within the first 20 days of the Fall semester.” She also rejected the option of continuing remote lessons, saying “we’re not offering remote learning for children. Families will need to comply with what is necessary to come to school. Look, the remote lessons we have been offering have not been satisfactory. Too many parents have quibbled over the content. We need to return to direct in-person instruction free of parental scrutiny and interference.”

More than 40% of the DC school’s black students are unvaccinated—a fact that the Mayor cited as “further proof that my decision is the correct one. The discontinuation of the remote learning program will force parents to make better choices for their children. They can opt to protect their children from covid by giving them the jab AND continue to get the free education our schools provide. Or they can risk their children’s health and mental development. It’s that simple.”

Bowser brushed off evidence that the covid vaccines are ineffective against the current variants of the virus and especially dangerous for younger people. She insisted that “the 60% of students who have been vaccinated should not have to tolerate sitting next to the 40% who haven’t. It is important that everyone be treated equally. Since we can’t unvaccinate those who’ve already gotten the shots the only way to achieve equality is to eliminate the currently unvaccinated minority.”

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TOPICS: Education; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bowser; covid; democrat; equality; satire

1 posted on 08/28/2022 9:14:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They will be pure bloods with pure minds.


2 posted on 08/28/2022 9:57:01 AM PDT by cp124 (80% of everything is fake or a lie.)
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To: John Semmens

Advance up one grade with each booster!


3 posted on 08/28/2022 11:57:20 AM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: John Semmens

Last I heard, parents had a fit and she backed down.


4 posted on 08/28/2022 1:17:50 PM PDT by lizma2
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