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Beto Blames Biden [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 October 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/02/2022 9:51:45 AM PDT by John Semmens

Predicting he will lose his bid to unseat Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), former Rep. Beto O'Rourke (D) blamed President Biden. "I'm losing the Latino vote because the President didn't spend a dime or a day in the Rio Grande Valley or really anywhere in Texas," Beto complained. "You got to be locking eyeballs with the people that you want to fight for and dishing out loot to those whose votes you want to win."

O'Rourke contrasted "Biden's lame focus on abortion, climate, and Ukraine with the Republicans' more appealing offer of jobs, low crime, and low taxes. Latinos are Catholics. They love their children. They'd never think of aborting them. They're used to hot climates and don't want to fight in or pay for a war in Europe. Neither do they want to be robbed, raped, nor murdered. Even though I've adopted a cool Latino-sounding name Latinos don't believe I could deliver what they want because I, like the President, am a Democrat. I am weighed down by the national Party's unappealing platform."

Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre chastised O'Rourke for "his disloyalty to the President. The President's focus is on what's good for the whole nation, not just Texas. It's O'Rourke's duty to fall in line. Maybe he keeps losing because he's a bad candidate."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; crime; latinos; satire

1 posted on 10/02/2022 9:51:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Robert O’Rourke deflecting blame from himself so he can run for another office. After all, his full time job is running for office, not getting elected.


2 posted on 10/02/2022 10:21:56 AM PDT by beekay (Missing Trump yet? )
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To: John Semmens

” . . . and dishing out loot to those whose votes you want to win.”

. . . and dishing out loot to those whose votes you want to BUY.

There, fixed it.


3 posted on 10/02/2022 11:48:35 AM PDT by LTC.Ret (I was MAGA when MAGA wasn't cool)
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To: John Semmens

Beato the Irish Breakfast Taco.


4 posted on 10/02/2022 11:51:33 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism/communism but you need guns to shoot your way out.)
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To: John Semmens

5 posted on 10/02/2022 11:55:10 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (4,131,872 active user on Truth Social)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Good one.


6 posted on 10/02/2022 1:24:36 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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