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GOT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME!
10/28/22 | Marty f

Posted on 10/29/2022 8:57:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: halloween; humor; spirit; twitter
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1 posted on 10/29/2022 8:57:59 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

Full authenticity demands that I not bathe for a couple of weeks, to get the stench just right.


2 posted on 10/29/2022 8:59:14 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Me too. I’m dressing up as a grumpy 75 yr old that’s feeling the inflation. Oh, wait..............


3 posted on 10/29/2022 8:59:23 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL!

My scary costume is showing my loose, crepey neck to younger women and saying, “YOU’RE NEXT, SISTER!”


4 posted on 10/29/2022 9:16:03 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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not Me!

I'm dressing up as Joe Biden so I can freely sniff all the girls hair and fondle their boobies at the same time..

and I figure I'll be voted as the best authentic costume as well!

5 posted on 10/29/2022 9:25:32 AM PDT by M-cubed (The MSM is now the 4th Branch of Government.....)
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Full authenticity demands that I not bathe for a couple of weeks, to get the stench just right.

LOL - true. But Halloween is only a couple of days away, so maybe do some manual work or a workout that induces a lot of sweat.

And the costume should include a man-bun wig. 😁

6 posted on 10/29/2022 9:29:16 AM PDT by Allegra
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I’m getting rip snorting drunk and going in my underwear with a hammer


7 posted on 10/29/2022 9:29:59 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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Very nice!

I see a lot of people on FreeRepublic wearing a similar costume!


8 posted on 10/29/2022 9:39:44 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: martin_fierro

Going out in my underwear with a hammer.


9 posted on 10/29/2022 9:41:37 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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My husband and I always go as the beauty and the beast. No planning, costumes or makeup needed.


10 posted on 10/29/2022 9:45:39 AM PDT by JubJub ( )
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11 posted on 10/29/2022 9:50:35 AM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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NOOOOO DUDE, I’ve been doing my homework. Been at lest 3 weeks without a shower.

Noice ‘n’ ripe here!


12 posted on 10/29/2022 9:54:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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But which is wh.... nevermind. Forget I asked.
13 posted on 10/29/2022 9:57:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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...and the memes just keep on come'n...LOL!

Where is Nancy?/What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

14 posted on 10/29/2022 9:58:24 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“AND IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOOOO!”


15 posted on 10/29/2022 10:01:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Does that mean you must eat curry?


16 posted on 10/29/2022 10:02:31 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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Twitter employees are now changing their pronouns to ‘was’ and ‘were’.


17 posted on 10/29/2022 10:06:26 AM PDT by aimhigh (THIS is His commandment . . . . 1 John 3:23)
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To: BookmanTheJanitor

That’s a good one.


18 posted on 10/29/2022 10:13:25 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: martin_fierro

That’ll work, then! 😂

Now you just need a greasy man-bun and you’re all set.


19 posted on 10/29/2022 10:16:56 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

#8 - LMAO!

Lots of those around here and they probably smell even worse than the former, now unemployed, Twitter woketards.


20 posted on 10/29/2022 10:19:07 AM PDT by Allegra
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