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FOR PETE’S SAKE: THE FUNNIEST THING YOU’LL READ ALL YEAR
Powerlineblog ^ | 08/14/2023 | Steven Hayward

Posted on 08/14/2023 9:54:48 AM PDT by DFG

The current issue of Wired magazine carries an interview with our wonderboy secretary of transportation, Pete Buttigieg. And here’s the long introduction to the Q & A portion, and by god this should be read aloud at cocktail parties for the rest of the year as it is comedy gold:

THE CURIOUS MIND of Pete Buttigieg holds much of its functionality in reserve. Even as he discusses railroads and airlines, down to the pointillist data that is his current stock-in-trade, the US secretary of transportation comes off like a Mensa black card holder who might have a secret Go habit or a three-second Rubik’s Cube solution or a knack for supplying, off the top of his head, the day of the week for a random date in 1404, along with a non-condescending history of the Julian and Gregorian calendars.

As Secretary Buttigieg and I talked in his underfurnished corner office one afternoon in early spring, I slowly became aware that his cabinet job requires only a modest portion of his cognitive powers. Other mental facilities, no kidding, are apportioned to the Iliad, Puritan historiography, and Knausgaard’s Spring—though not in the original Norwegian (slacker). Fortunately, he was willing to devote yet another apse in his cathedral mind to making his ideas about three mighty themes—neoliberalism, masculinity, and Christianity—intelligible to me.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bootygigger; buttigieg; dot; knausgaard; wired
https://www.wired.com/story/pete-buttigieg-interview-god-beer-electric-mustang/
1 posted on 08/14/2023 9:54:48 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Did the reporter swallow at the conclusion of this ‘interview’?


2 posted on 08/14/2023 10:00:26 AM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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To: DFG
Other mental facilities, no kidding, are apportioned to the Iliad, Puritan historiography, and Knausgaard’s Spring—though not in the original Norwegian (slacker).

Is the reporter implying that Buttigieg reads the "Iliad" in the original Homeric Greek?

Regards,

3 posted on 08/14/2023 10:05:34 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: DFG

May 18th issue of Wired


4 posted on 08/14/2023 10:06:30 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: DFG
Fortunately, he was willing to devote yet another apse in his cathedral mind...

LOL...what a great turn of phrase! What imagery!

5 posted on 08/14/2023 10:10:32 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (We are proles, they are nobility.)
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To: DFG

his father was a renowned marxist scholar

that use to be a disqualifier

now a cv enhancer

the commies own the dem party


6 posted on 08/14/2023 10:13:07 AM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: nesnah

Yes; then he threw up and swallowed it again.


7 posted on 08/14/2023 10:13:20 AM PDT by _longranger81
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

There’s a joke there somewhere about taking it in the apse.


8 posted on 08/14/2023 10:15:43 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DFG

OMG. The entire interview in the magazine, the film noir pics are as bad as the intro. This guy is their latest Barack. You have to read it to believe it.


9 posted on 08/14/2023 10:17:12 AM PDT by gloryblaze
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To: DFG

Bunch of $2 words in a 50 cent head.

CC


10 posted on 08/14/2023 10:18:04 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: DFG
a three-second Rubik’s Cube solution

Petey couldn't spell Rubik's Cube, let alone solve one.

11 posted on 08/14/2023 10:23:19 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

LOLOL...truly you made me laugh out loud. Great one. Thanks.


12 posted on 08/14/2023 10:25:26 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (We are proles, they are nobility.)
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To: DFG
another apse in his cathedral mind
So he's a bishop who has domed walls in his head. Fascinating.
13 posted on 08/14/2023 10:27:51 AM PDT by nicollo ("This is FR!")
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To: DFG
THE CURIOUS MIND of Pete Buttigieg holds much of its functionality in reserve

this rather diplomatic description seems to fit everyone in the government it seems like
14 posted on 08/14/2023 10:54:09 AM PDT by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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To: wafflehouse
THE CURIOUS MIND of Pete Buttigieg holds much of its functionality in reserve This rather diplomatic description seems to fit everyone in the government it seems like

Of course, Brandon has spent his fifty years in "government service" utilizing brain power he does not possess.

15 posted on 08/14/2023 12:53:14 PM PDT by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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To: IYAS9YAS

Butt his anus can.


16 posted on 08/15/2023 12:00:22 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (America Owes Anita Bryant An Enormous Apology)
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