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`Naked Elves' Spreading Holiday Cheer
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20031224/ap_on_fe_st/naked_elves | 12/24/03 | AP/Yahoo

Posted on 12/26/2003 1:26:30 AM PST by martin_fierro

`Naked Elves' Spreading Holiday Cheer

Wed Dec 24, 3:10 PM ET

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - The Naked Elves are Alabama's newest holiday rage.

What began as a practical joke has evolved into an odd yuletide tradition: Grown men wearing red boxer shorts, Santa hats and lighted suspenders as they travel around Birmingham singing off-key carols.

Garnering fans in two counties, the Naked Elves have entertained at nearly 30 apartments, restaurants and homes with their slightly warped version of Christmas cheer.

Dozens of families got a visit from the men leading up to Christmas.

"It's so much fun to see their faces, especially when they don't know we are coming," said David Bryar, the head elf.

Five years ago, four guys gathered on the lawn of Neal Phillips' house clad only in boxers to tease Phillips' wife Sarah.

Belting out an off-key version of traditional Christmas carols, the men stood nearly naked in the December night with nothing but their holiday spirit. And with that, a tradition was born.

Stealing from house to house Monday night, the men quietly parked and sneaked across the lawn of a home near Alabaster. Standing in a line, a designated elf delivered a quick push of the doorknob before rushing back to reclaim his place in line.

As the family came to the door, the caroling began.

The Naked Elves delivered a rushed version of "Jingle Bells" that quickly evolved into "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." In less than a minute the elves were done, scampering to vehicles parked beneath a large tree.

"Time for the next family," said elf Tony Scott as he jumped into a truck carrying the men from house to house.

The downside, of course, is the cold.

While an Alabama Christmas doesn't conjure up images of Jack Frost, the weather can still dip below freezing. That's pretty chilly for the Naked Elves.

"The worst was one night when it was 21 degrees," said elf Kyle Belcher. "That was a long night because all we got on is all you see here. Not much at all."


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: nakedelves
At LEAST as legitimate as Kwanzaa.
1 posted on 12/26/2003 1:26:31 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
% Arrest These Hairy Gentlemen
Let Nothing Rude Display... %
2 posted on 12/26/2003 6:01:06 AM PST by mikrofon (Ho, Ho, Ho)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
Elves preparing for holiday cheer spreading shortly after a New Moon (12/23):

The first time I saw new moons I laughed and I hope to be not that unusual.

3 posted on 12/26/2003 7:38:11 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
Egad.

Someone had to agree to work in that medium. <|:/~

4 posted on 12/26/2003 9:46:49 AM PST by martin_fierro (Holder of an M.A. Degree in The Obvious)
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To: martin_fierro
Being of the opposite gender of said reveling elves, I feel safe in saying that most women would feel free to volunteer as lunar artist.
5 posted on 12/26/2003 9:51:33 AM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: sciencediet
ROTFLOL!

The placement of the letters may also have other significance for the particular revelers-

Top Row Left: Sock Me!
Top Row Center: A railroad aficianado
Top Row Right: Y am I doing this??
Bottom Row Left: Has one Hot and one Cold bun
Bottom #2: Rising and Setting moons
Bottom #3: His rump is trademarked
Bottom #4:L The most honest guy in the group.
6 posted on 12/26/2003 11:45:34 AM PST by mikrofon (Happy New Year!)
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To: mikrofon
Way too brilliant!
7 posted on 12/26/2003 6:38:17 PM PST by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: mikrofon; Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So
So how gay was the person who painted their behinds? lol
8 posted on 12/27/2003 5:46:00 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (PA drivers: so bad they won't let an ambulance change lanes.......)
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