Posted on 03/23/2004 6:42:09 AM PST by Mr. Silverback
This week's thread was a joint venture with Rambette66, my luscious wife. Please give her a round of applause!
Anniversary of the passion of Saint Rachel
March 16th was the anniversary of the death of Rachel Corrie, supporter of terror and Darwin AwardTM frontrunner. 
This photo of Rachel mystifies me. How in the world could she not be smiling? This was taken at Burning Man, for Pete's sake! It's like Disneyland for people who hate God, she should be happier than Ned Flanders in Branson!
Oh, here are some smiley photos! These were taken after she started helping terrorists kill Jews. Happy-happy-Joy-joy!
Askew indeed
Photographer Fred Askew has made it his life's work to glorifiy the freaks and America-haters who populate the street protests of NYC, and we wanted to show you some of his work. Weird Al Yankovich once said that he wanted to write serious songs, but every time he tried, something even more bizarre than usual would result. It turns out that the Left is pretty much the same. To prove it (and in honor of Earth Day, which we're sure you know we're into big time) here are some pictures from a pro-recycling rally held on Earth Day, 2003. The links lead back to the pictures on his site.
"C'mon ladies, you know you can't RESIST me!"
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na--Trashman!
"Here, take these sticks as an offering of peace, and remember that Judy Garland loves you."
This kid is just too cool for New York City.
No comment necessary. OK, maybe one: Wear a snorkel, save the Earth!
The NYC 2K Free Doobage Fun Run
Anniversary Idiots Expose, featuring the White Dips of Dover
First we'll deal with the amazingly callous batch of scumbags who marched in a "funeral procession" from Dover Air Force Base (where the bodies of our brave troops are received) to freakin' Walter Reed Army Hospital (presumably to spit on wounded babykillers) and finally on to the White House. Then we'll get to the weekend protests. 
"So son, if you can hear me in Iraq, I just want to say...I told you I'd get back at you for that 27 hours of labor, you little [expletive deleted], and it took me twenty years, but..."
If not for the original caption we would have thought they were mourning their dead brain cells.
Ah, our old friend, "No Blood For Oil," so well aged, so evidence-free...
"Oh, my eyes! They warned me about the stink, but nothing can really prepare you for it."
When the protestors reached the White House, they briefly blocked former Presidential candidate and current GOP strategist Randi of the Redwoods (arm pictured at left) from entering the White House for a meeting with Karl Rove.
Oh wait, that wasn't Randi, that was this guy. "You can spit on me if you want, I stopped minding in '72!"
Aha! Busted! He's a rent-a-mobber, here he is protesting Bechtel a few weeks ago (24 February) in NYC!
Where will you be when your diarahea comes back?
It is if the question is "What do you do when an unprovoked attack kills 3,000 American civilians?" What's your answer, "buy more duct tape"?
Silverback's grandad didn't join up in 1940 for revenge, either, but 2 years later he was fighting hand to hand at night in the Solomons so there would never be another Pearl Harbor.
We can't recall what we were going to put with this pic. The original caption begins, "A senile old biddy protests in front of the White House..."
The appeasenik twits came out to mark the anniversary of Operation Iraqi Freedom and their slavish devotion to Saddam's cause...
Guy at right: "Soap, you say?" Cop: "Yes, soap.
Sadly, Lenny and Squiggy grew apart, and Lenny fell in with the Socialist movement...
Two for one caption special: Proof that two heads aren't necessarily better than one.
The original caption claimed this was a protestor wearing a Dubya mask, but we think it's a pair of conjoined twins joined at the bunghole.
How appropriate that the Hollywood appeaseniks look just like a Hamas funeral.
Take a good look, this is probably the last time anyone in Hollywood will even pretend to care about an American soldier.
The doobage truck stops by the San Fran event. Maxine Waters, Ron Kovic and their followers say, "Two blunts for me, please!"
"In the name of all that's holy, put your arms down, Frank!"
Demonstrators cover their faces after a stink bomb was thrown into crowd during a mass arrest of anti-war protesters in San Francisco. How in the world did they notice?
This is what it really looks like when you fall out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
It's just this sort of behavior that got him kicked out of the Village People.
The Doobage truck reaches the trailing end of the San Fran parade.
Ralph Nader gets that "Oops, I crapped my pants" feeling.
Oh, we're sure the International Socialists went over really well in Crawford, Texas.
Yes, the troops died so we could have all that Iraqi oil, which is why you Californians are paying $2.45 a gallon for gasoline. Oh, and you spelled "piece" wrong.
End colonial occupation of Palestine? Well, why not end it in Xanadu, Brigadoon, Atlantis and Shangri La while we're at it? Let it be noted that the translation of "End colonial domination" is "Extend Commie Domination."
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Want the truth? You're an idiot.
But...but...a job is an occupation. That chick in the back with the "Got WMD" sign isn't questioning the President's integrity, she's signifying that she's the designated DependsTM carrier for this protest. WMD stands for "Weally Messy Dwawers."
"This is the end, my only friend, the end..."
These guys aren't saying Dubya loves Anzar. The protestors are practicing for their upcoming same-sex marriage.
"Did you crap your pants too?" "No, I'm just a hippie." "I hate sitting on the 'I crapped my pants' bench."
"Don't...get...eliminated!"
You would think that an Argentinian would know what a real Nazi looks like.
Don't be too hard on this young peacenik for what seems like an improper flag display, this is actually what the flag looks like when your head is up your tuchis.
But you won't. Have a nice weekend, and don't drop the soap.
"Stop the war, and bring Massachusetts style fisting education to Argentina!"
"Come back Saddam, I must have your lovin' again!"
Bestiality Guy says "no" to war.
But they say "Yes" to hookers and crack.
This poor guy got lost and couldn't find the counter-protest.
The Gay Days costumes at Disneyland get more elaborate every year.
No, that child was Saddam's chosen enemy, and yours.
That's why they make the big money.
Look at the guy to the right of the old woman: No comment necessary
Ewww! How would you know that? Someone call child welfare right now!
"He told me I didn't look like a total freakish loser!"
Shelley Winters is mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore.
This was taken in London last November, but we'll take any excuse to use it again! No comment necessary.
This is a scene from "Messing with the Mind," a hit play in Cairo that protests the regime change in Iraq. We learned a lot from this play. We never knew that U.S. soldiers arrest all war protestors and shoot them, or that our troops wear puke buckets on their heads, or that U.S. media infobabes wear leather pants on the job and work for the Bush administration. Very informative.
Spaniards show their white hands; perhaps the white flags were sold out? Don't worry, Spain, your hands will be red soon enough.
We hope you enjoyed Part One of the Anniversary Idiots Expose. Part Two will run next week.
Dwarf Prime goes on vacation
Due to John Kerry's vacation and a heavy load of photos for other topics, there will only be one John Kerry picture this week. Here it is:
Oops! We used the wrong International Man of Mystery!
"And I say to this mountain, 'Pull my finger!'"
"The sun'll come out, tomorrow..."
And finally, here's your RightOnTheLeftCoast Convenia-targetTM for this week.
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
"Why can't the Jews understand that we only want peace, Ahmed?" "I don't know, Muhammad. Perhaps we can convince them: Throw more love rocks!"
When Palestinians get "Boogie Fever."
Knock-knock-knockin’ on Lot’s door
Mayor Bloomberg escorts a boy past a group of "queer Irish" protestors. Those Queer Irish, they always make the St. Pat's parade such a great event for kids!
"You hypocrites, you won't let me in but half the bands in your stinking parades are guys wearing plaid skirts!"
"I support same-sex marriage because I'm the same sex as myself, and I'm going to marry me!"
The fun part of this one is the name of the person performing the ceremony: "marriage celebrant" Frodo Okulam. No, really, I'm not kidding, this person is named "Frodo."
"Come to me my Nubian princess, and let us begin a life of frequent state endorsed humpty-hump!"
Fashion victim sodomite all day long
"Who wants state-sanctioned humpty-hump?" "We do!"
"I went to a protest and hot lesbian action broke out."
"Why would anyone oppose this? It's so 'Two moms and apple pie'"!
No comment necessary.
Why do they both need to be women, exactly?
"Yay! Yay! More State-sanctioned humpty hump! Oh boy!"
Just to prove that wasn't just a bad picture and she really is a spaz, here's another photo of the same woman.
We dare John Kerry to run an ad with this photo and say, "Don't worry, folks, it's just a civil union."
"You may now do things that God considers an abomination to the bride. Gee, I love being a reverend!"
Well, I guess it doesn't, necessarily. Hey, let's call all Hummers "tricycles." It won't change the inherent "trikeness" of the tricycles, and GM won't have to meet those bad old emission standards. Even better, lets call handguns "pocketwatches." It won't change the essential "pocketwatchness" of the watches, and we'll automatically have concealed carry in every state, even for convicted felons. Wow, I like this train of thought...
A couple arrives at San Fran City Hall just after the gay marriage machine was shut down. "No! Too late, too late for state-sanctioned humpty-hump! (sob!)"
Get religion out of the Statehouse? Only if you admit that worshipping your genitals is a religion. And gee, like you have to be religious to know gay marriage is a load of crap.
Newlyweds Emily Renard and Sara Graham kiss in front of members of Repent America. Something tells me that Renard is no fox.
What I like about the sexual revolution is how it's made everybody so much happier and non-judgmental.
They're young, dumb and ugly, and they support gay marriage. Hardly surprising.
As tempting as it is to believe that only dark supernatural powers can make a man interested in some other man's hairy buttocks, we'd just say, "Stupid is as stupid does, sir."
Aren't you glad there's no sound in the Caption-A-Rama?
"I am not a lesbian! Men find me very attractive!"
Funny, we don't remember any cheese-eating surrender mokeys in the first three chapters of Genesis.
Good, then you can put down that bullhorn and shut up.
Guy in front: "Freebird!" Guy in back: "Massachusetts-style fisting education now and forever!"
"God loves all of us." Well, I love my dog, too but that doesn't mean I want him humping the cat.
"Freebird!"
PETA Pity Party
While the anti-war stinkfest was right out of the Sixties, the Rome chapter of PETA was living in the Eighties, protesting against Canadian seal harvesters. Don't forget your Winger CDs next time, kids.
She had waaaaayyyyy too much to drink at the PETA afterparty.
These brain donors decided to protest fur by going half-naked in NYC in march. It almost ended up being no joke, they were checked out...for hypothermia.
Miscellaneous idiocy
"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat..."
"Wake up Muslims! The evil Noodlebeard is out to kill you all!"
Frankie Goes To Virtual Reality
This is a new urinal that Virgin is installing in their airport lounges. Betcha Bill Clinton starts flying Virgin Atlantic every time he goes to Europe for a recharge from his favorite syncophants.
Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero shows what he learned when he studied under Bob Fossey: "Jazz hands!"
"Mullah Hakim, I will be your Monica!"
This ad likening Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian to Hitler was pulled last week. Rumors that Michael Moore was recently seen in Taiwan are not yet confirmed...
Be careful when you use logic on a Leftist, especially an eviromentalist wacko. This could happen, and their skulls are thick, so watch for shrapnel.
And finally
This is easily our favorite pic of the week, the greasy spot where Sheik Yassin used to be. Where'd he go? DependsTM.
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Why is he holding a big picture of Bart Simpson?? I don't see the connection.
You missed my favourite today:
"Don't worry about the cold guys, it will soon be getting MUCH warmer"
and...
"Did someone say useful idiots? Me want breakfast..."
Man, I love that snake pic, the expression on its face is priceless, just so "Far Side."
Way to go ! Thanks ! ...
Boy, Howdy. I'd be in jail for assault if those freaks got in my face.
You know, a lot of these Dubya and Cheney rubber face masks don't even look human, much less anything like the person they're supposed to represent; this Kucinich mask is by far the worst.
Actually, he looks a bit like Bat Boy:
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