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VANITY: technochick99 Asked Old Cracker If He Would Start A Thread About His Breakfast
Old Cracker Gazette
| Friday, August 13, 2004
| O.C. - Old Cracker
Posted on 08/13/2004 10:00:53 AM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker
technochick99 asks Old Cracker the question that's on everyone's mind: "What's next on your list of stupid threads to post? What you had for breakfast?"
Old Cracker responds: "Today, our maid fixed me two eggs scrambled, three rashers of bacon, and wheat toast with butter and orange marmalade. Fresh squeezed orange juice and coffee with cream, no sugar. I read the Wall Street Journal while enjoying breakfast on the balcony. My wife woke late and joined me during my second cup of coffee. All in all, a very relaxing morning.
After a scheduled conference call with our attorneys, we moved poolside to begin our daily three hour infusion from the EIB Network. Thanks for asking, technochick99."
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KEYWORDS: breakfast; oc; ocnursinghomediaries; oldcracker; technochick99
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To: O.C. - Old Cracker
I think the real question is - how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:02:13 AM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Well, ya just proved her point.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:02:46 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: LanPB01
I think the real question is - how does your breakfast relate to your unholy hatred of all things South Park?Maybe OC is actually Barbra Streisand. It all becomes clear now.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:03:23 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Spotted owl eggs, basted, with kippered snail darters, served on china made by sweatshop labor over a placemat of freshly clubbed baby seal hide.
I'm a CONSERVATIVE, dammit!
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
My suggestion would be "unusual things found in your underwear."
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:05:25 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Here, bite down on this.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:05:44 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
VANITY Understatement of the day.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:06:01 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: LanPB01
I know, but technochick99 asked the question. It deserved an answer, don't you agree?
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:06:01 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Weak, dude. Super weak.
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
I'll tell you what would be a great vanity - things in your bathroom that begin with the letter "T."
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:07:07 AM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: John Lenin
And you just contributed. LOL!!!
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:07:15 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
It's better to be an OLD CRACK-ER, than an OLD CRACK-HO....
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:08:10 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The FOURTH ESTATE is the FIFTH COLUMN!.....)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
I have a special recipe I call "Chilly Willys" It is a version of Chilaquiles from Mexico.
Tortillas, eggs, salsa, onions -- hmmm hmmm.
Not as good as Bald Eagle eggs, but easier to make.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:08:13 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(I want to die in my sleep like Gramps -- not yelling and screaming like those in his car)
To: dirtboy
Maybe OC is actually Barbra Streisand. It all becomes clear now.HA!HA!..LOL! B.S. (BABS), has declared War on South Park...ever since that show. Rush (EIB) is telling FReepers not to worry. :))
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:09:39 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
Why is this not posted in breaking news?!
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:09:48 AM PDT
by
AZamericonnie
("Really only two things matter, sex & politics. At least I'm getting politics!")
To: Constitution Day
So your answer to technochick99 would have been to just ignore her? I don't operate that way, Constitution Day.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:09:51 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: O.C. - Old Cracker
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:10:04 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: AZamericonnie
I thought of that, but realized that not everyone would see it that way. Thanks for asking.
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posted on
08/13/2004 10:11:11 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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