My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what

[Quilla]

One night a few years ago the police were chasing, on foot, some boys who had just committed a crime. They cut through my business property and were searching the woods for these kids when one officer came across a human skull. When I arrived at work the next morning, LEO informed me of the situation, speculated as to whom the skull belonged to, and even named who they thought committed the murder. A couple of months and many, many forensic hours later the previously mentioned suspect was arrested for the murder of the victim named that first day.

Call the law.

[Conservababe]

I took care of here when her husband up and left her 10 years ago.

Are you sure her husband up and left or met some other fate?

[Xenalyte]

I'm surprised they didn't beat us here!

[StoneColdGOP]

I don't know. Add some gargoyles to that skull on the fencepost and you're talking cool real estate.

[TheBigB]

There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos.

I get that on occasion, but at least I know why. ;-)

[Xenalyte]

This thread has your name all over it, bee.

[pipecorp]

Where is the husband, detectives?

[Darksheare]

I didn't do it.

[Scythian]

The FBI has been alerted to this thread, within minutes they will be storming your place, including the ATF, if you don't act now you could be an accessory to the crime. I would be picking up the phone right now ....

[hellinahandcart]

The dog does not talk. It is the lady who talks. she is very nice and I took care of here when her husband up and left her 10 years ago.

Hmmm, maybe the husband didn't get too far from home when he "left"...

[martin_fierro]

should I do?

Donate it to your local female Japanese Shakespeare troupe.

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOL! Oooooooowwwwwww, I've got Haagen Dasz Rum Raisin Ice Cream coming out of my nose! Brain freeze!!

[.38sw]

I have to agree - this is one of the most bizarre threads I've ever seen on FR.

[Xenalyte]

You oughta be in here too.

[JoJo Gunn]

And it's a Special Ed teacher too, of all things!

[areafiftyone]

Its not me. LOL its the poster!

[Archangelsk]

This was a CSI episode.

[jilley]

That kind of talk is uncalled for. She is like a Grandma to me. Every year she has a cow slaughtered and she gives me a freezer full of meat.

[Vigilantcitizen]

So you have been getting a decade of action and now are worried about losing it if you call the cops.

I'm freakin crying over here.

[Constitution Day]

I think it ranks right up there with the host over the sun.

It's that hugh and series.