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Were you born before 1986? If so, you are...
Timewasting Browsing ^ | 28 SEPT 2004 | Unknown but Funny Doofus

Posted on 09/28/2004 2:57:44 PM PDT by rdb3

...OLD! And here's proof. Every year Beloit College in Beloit, Wisconsin publishes what it calls "The Mindset List"--fun facts and figures about the incoming crop of freshmen so professors will be able to relate to their new students.

So to better understand how the class of 2008 thinks, read this and feel your age:

1. Most students entering college this fall were born in 1986.

2. Desi Arnaz, Orson Welles, Roy Orbison, Ted Bundy, Ayatollah Khomeini, and Cary Grant have always been dead.

3. "Heeeere's Johnny!" is a scary greeting from Jack Nicholson, not a warm welcome from Ed McMahon.

4. The Energizer bunny has always been going and going and going.

5. Large fine-print ads for prescription drugs have always appeared in magazines.

6. Photographs have always been processed in an hour or less.

7. They never got a chance to drink 7-Up Gold, Crystal Pepsi, or Apple Slice.

8. Baby Jessica could be a classmate.

9. Parents may have been reading "The Bourne Supremacy" or "It" as they rocked them in their cradles.

10. Alan Greenspan has always been setting the nation's financial direction.

11. The U.S. has always been a Prozac nation.

12. They have always enjoyed the comfort of pleather.

13. Harry has always known Sally.

14. They never saw Roseanne Roseannadanna live on "Saturday Night Live."

15. There has always been a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

16. They never ate a McSub at McD's.

17. There has always been a Comedy Channel.

18. Bill and Ted have always been on an excellent adventure.

19. They were never tempted by smokeless cigarettes.

20. Robert Downey, Jr. has always been in trouble.

21. Martha Stewart has always been cooking up something with someone.

22. They have always been comfortable with gay characters on television.

23. Mike Tyson has always been a contender.

24. The government has always been proposing we go to Mars, and it has always been deemed too expensive.

25. There have never been any Playboy Clubs.

26. There have always been night games at Wrigley Field.

27. Rogaine has always been available for the follicularly challenged.

28. They never saw USA Today or the Christian Science Monitor as a TV news program.

29. Computers have always suffered from viruses.

30. We have always been mapping the human genome.

31. Politicians have always used rock music for theme songs.

32. Network television has always struggled to keep up with cable.

33. O'Hare has always been the most delay-plagued airport in the U.S.

34. Ivan Boesky has never sold stock.

35. Toll-free 800 phone numbers have always spelled out catchy phrases.

36. Bethlehem has never been a place of peace at Christmas.

37. Episcopal women bishops have always threatened the foundation of the Anglican Church.

38. Svelte Oprah has always dominated afternoon television; who was Phil Donahue anyway?

39. They never flew on People Express.

40. AZT has always been used to treat AIDS.

41. The international community has always been installing or removing the leader of Haiti.

42. Oliver North has always been a talk show host and news commentator.

43. They have suffered through airport security systems since they were in strollers.

44. They have done most of their search for the right college online.

45. Aspirin has always been used to reduce the risk of a heart attack.

46. They were spared the TV ads for Zamfir and his panpipes.

47. Castro has always been an aging politician in a suit.

48. There have always been non-stop flights around the world without refueling.

49. Cher hasn't aged a day.

50. M.A.S.H. was a game: Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Education; Freeoples; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1986; generationy; genwhatever; geritol; old; walkingcane
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To: RockinRight

LOL


41 posted on 09/28/2004 5:12:12 PM PDT by B4Ranch (´´Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are our teeth for Liberty)
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To: Esther Ruth

Now YOU'RE talking about my childhood. My adders:

Once in a blue moon, Dad would sit me in his lap, and let me steer the Valiant down the street.
After Sunday dinner we would go sit on the Davenport in the parlor, or maybe we would go sit on the veranda.
When you picked up the phone, you might hear the neighbors talking.


42 posted on 09/28/2004 5:16:10 PM PDT by Jack of all Trades ("Vote Republican or Die!" - Veep Cheney as channeled by the Kool-aid crowd, but I like it.)
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To: Esther Ruth
Ladies wore hats and white gloves to church.

LOL

My aunt used to bobbie-pin Kleenex to my head to go to church, because I didn't have a hat. :-)

43 posted on 09/28/2004 5:23:56 PM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: rdb3
I was born in 1971. Where did I put my dentures...

I have ugly ties older than you, Junior. ;-)


44 posted on 09/28/2004 5:25:31 PM PDT by Polybius
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To: Grampa Dave; rdb3

My son and my daughters too! (Are older )


45 posted on 09/28/2004 5:37:44 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: tubebender

You beat me by just a few years!


46 posted on 09/28/2004 5:39:43 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: rdb3
I was born in 1971. Where did I put my dentures...

1975, when does my medicare kick in ;-)

47 posted on 09/28/2004 5:40:09 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Day 20, and the pajamahadeen still demands Dan Rather be fired)
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To: StoneColdGOP

Another Youngun!


48 posted on 09/28/2004 5:41:55 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: rdb3
"Heeeere's Johnny!" is a scary greeting from Jack Nicholson, not a warm welcome from Ed McMahon.

I'm old enough to know that the Shining was made in 1980.

49 posted on 09/28/2004 5:47:10 PM PDT by TBall
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To: rdb3

Born in 1956 and still kicking rump! Bring it on, youngsters! :)


50 posted on 09/28/2004 5:49:39 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: Jack Deth

And those kids don't even know who Jack Deth is.


51 posted on 09/28/2004 5:51:44 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

Every morning feels like a hangover...


52 posted on 09/28/2004 5:57:04 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (Family values don't stop at the Rio Grande... so the Constitution means nothing outside textbooks.)
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To: rdb3

My kids were born way before 1986


53 posted on 09/28/2004 5:57:29 PM PDT by Kaslin (Stick a fork in Kerry, he is done)
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; Grampa Dave
Hell, my granddaughter was born in 84 and her brother in 88. Both were born on the same date four years apart. That day is 9/11...
54 posted on 09/28/2004 6:28:19 PM PDT by tubebender (If I had known I would live this long I would have taken better care of myself...)
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To: rdb3
Born in 65. I remember the stores used to close on Sundays when I was little. By the time I was in the teens they started staying open all through the weekend. There weren't any shopping malls until the 80's . Winter break was called Christmas vacation. People said "merry Christmas" not "happy holiday". Spring break was called Easter vacation-these terms would even be printed on the school calender without fear of reprisal from the ACLU. You could display a nativity scene without fear of the PC Gestapo coming to get you. "Sunday dinner" was a special meal for the family get-toghether.

Now can some one please bring me my prune juice and fetch me my cane?

55 posted on 09/28/2004 6:33:49 PM PDT by Pajamajan (John Kerry- The wrong man at the wrong time. Vote for GW BUSH=THE RIGHT MAN)
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To: rdb3

You are obviously a very deep thinker

8-)


56 posted on 09/28/2004 6:37:47 PM PDT by Grammy
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To: rdb3

By the way, I was already married by the time you were born!


57 posted on 09/28/2004 6:38:55 PM PDT by Grammy
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To: Tribune7

Thank you, Tribune7:

Thank you very much.

Tim Thomerson has always been an underrated Character Actor.

Nor do they know who Peter Gunn is.

Jack.


58 posted on 09/28/2004 6:41:03 PM PDT by Jack Deth (Mostly Harmless)
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To: Esther Ruth

We also played kickball in the street, slept out in the yard overnight, or walked or rode our bikes 3 or 4 miles to the pool where we spent the ENTIRE day.


59 posted on 09/28/2004 6:42:40 PM PDT by Grammy
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To: Jack Deth

Do you remember that stereo records were a new thing in the late 50s, early 60's? I had one that had the music on one side and the voices on the other.


60 posted on 09/28/2004 6:45:10 PM PDT by Grammy
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