Combat Lancer by Jack Fellows
April 13th., 1968....a direct hit on a previously unassailable North Vietnamese target became possible with the advent of Operation Combat Lancer, the first operational use of the new F-111A.
Looks like a hit to me!
Posted on 11/09/2004 9:20:00 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
Welcome back, folks! First things first:
Hasta la vista, Senator Kerry!
Combat Lancer by Jack Fellows
April 13th., 1968....a direct hit on a previously unassailable North Vietnamese target became possible with the advent of Operation Combat Lancer, the first operational use of the new F-111A.
Looks like a hit to me!
All your base belong to us, Donkey Party! Put some ice on that, or maybe some bacitracin and a Band-Aid!
And now, in a tribute to the voters of "flyover country"...
VICTORY FLYOVER!!!!!!!!
Phantom Showtime by Robert Taylor
Navy Lt. (and current GOP Congressman) Randy ‘Duke’ Cunningham and his RIO, Lt. (jg.) Willie ‘Irish’ Driscoll, aboard VF-96’s F-4 Phantom, call-sign “Showtime 112”, make a 500 knot pass below the level of the deck of the USS Constellation, following their first air victory over North Vietnam, January 19, 1972, becoming the US Navy’s only Aces of the war.
OK, on to the rest of the Caption-A-Rama!
The final days...
"Hey folks, I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty.! Hey, how about those Red Sox?" [Loud cheers] Yeah...and like I was saying to my favorite player, Jeter Ortiz, the other day, it turns out Dick Cheney's daughter is gay. And that's why we're going to win this election! It's going to be like a big Treat Williams home run over the Green Mile at Elway Park, and we're going to wake up on November 3rd and say, 'Hey, George W. Bush...WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?'"
Guy in hippie "peace sign" hat: "Dude, the landslide's coming! I can feel it! Finally we hippies are going to get our due; Election Day's gonna be like the Summer of Love all over again!"
I can't beat TigersEye's caption for this: "Hmm, is that goose blood or is that ... MY BLOOD! A little help over here. Get me a bandaid and a purple heart. Hey you, camera guy, over here."
"They told the stories at times they had personally shot, wrung necks, cut off heads, placed ducks in ovens and turned up the heat, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at hippies, razed ponds in fashion reminiscent of Elmer Fudd, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned rodents, and generally ravaged the countryside of Ohio in addition to the normal ravage of hunting, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied hunting power of this country."--John Kerry, Autumn Hunter Hearings (Thank you to WillVoteForFood for that beautiful piece of comedy writing.)
Two for one caption special:
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!! We're going to win!! Landslide, baby! Nobody's going to vote for a guy who can't get down with dead babies! It's all over!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
She lifts her lamp beside the abortuary door.
"Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting libewals!"
"WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Kerry's going to win! He's going to win big, and you'll be sorry if you weren't part of the landslide! WOOOOOOOOO!!"
"WOOOOOO!! Look at those exit polls! We're winning!!!"
BTW, is that pair of old ladies with the matching denim outfits setting off your gaydar, or is it just me?
Bush Blowout
"Yep, we smoked 'em like a fine Cuban cigar."
As far as I can tell, much of the British press thinks we're still a colony.
Oh, don't worry. It's still your country. It's just that you're an even bigger loser than you were before Election Day.
Go to the doctor and get some Valium, and while you're there, have him lance that disgusting thing on your face.
Background music: "Put your head on my shooooooouuullllldeerrrr...We lost to the chimp...Kill me...It hurts to much to live...tell me...that Hale-Bopp will come by soon..."
Thinking: "I don't get it. why weren't the electorate motivated by hate and lies like the Germans in the 30s? Can I really suck that badly compared to Leni Reifenstahl? Ah well, I must eat to forget..."
...and then, he consoled himself with a snack.
Thinking: "You know, for the first time, I really am greatly saddened."
Both at same time: "I need a hug!"
Edwards: "I know this is hard for you John, but I have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."
"Oh my God, I'm going to have to go out and get a real job!" SOB!
Wife (thinking): "That's funny, when McGovern lost, it didn't hurt half this bad. Oh wait, I know why: I was high when McGovern lost."
Thinking: "Man, we didn't even get any hippie-chick lovin', and our candidate went down in flames. Bogus!"
Woman in peach sweater: "I know this is a difficult time, and I just want you to know...If you think a threesome would help you along in the grieving process, just call me."
"Aw @#$%, if only Mr. Silverback and his buddy Scott hadn't come over here to Freep with their 'Flush The Johns' sign, we might have won this state. I don't care how studly they are, I hope their genitalia fall off."
Yeah baby, they even "get it" in India!
"My thoughts on Bush's re-election? Well, at least being vaporized will be painless! I try to always look on the bright side of life."
Background music: "Put your head on my shoulder...Lurch went down in flames...baby...'cause our cause was lame...let me...let me move to Canuckland"
Woman in headscarf: "What? He lost? Darn it, were did I put my love rocks!"
Aw, isn't that cute, they think they're insurgents! Hey guys, Al-Zarqawi needs you in Fallujah.
Fillipino twits. Yes, how dare we save them from the jihadist muslims. Truly, our arrogance knows no bounds.
Thinking: "I want my blankie!!"
After you four trusted your hairdressers, you have the gall to ask if we can trust Florida?
"Hey Al, I think Edwards was a drag on the ticket. Will you be my running mate next time? No, really, I'm serious."
Note the sign at lower right which reads, "God save America." He did, He kept Kerry out of the White House.
"Electorate, pull my finger!"
"Boy, those Democrats sure are whiny about their candidate going down in flames. What do they want, a cookie?"
Well, Mr. Rove, maybe we can just get them all to flee to their natural habitat.
Anti-American/Bush/Reason Idiots
You know, just because these people say it's been held up, I'd bet a donut that the $15 billion is already half spent.
Another South Korean sex worker mass demonstration, also known as Ho-ah-palooza.
I guess that signifies they do X-rated things with their mouths.
I swear I'm not including all these South Korean hookers in Yankees caps because I'm a Red Sox fan. No, really. BTW, I had a pic (which now won't load) of a Commie in El Salvador wearing a Che shirt and a Yankees cap...I guess he didn't realize that Yankees and Che are mutually exclusive. You know, we just can't make this stuff up.
"That's right my sisters! The government crackdown on our sex industry is evil, and we won't take it lying down!"
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
"Bring out yer dead, bring out yer dead." Here's one for you." "But I'm not dead." "Well, you soon will be. "No, I'm getting better..."
You've heard of the band Love and Rockets? Well, these are the famous Palestinian Love Rockets. The Arabic reads, "Your Ad Here."
Knock-knock-knockin’ on Lot’s door
You know, I'm not sure...but I think these guys might be gay.
They shall overcome...the lack of state-sanctioned humpty-hump.
Miscellaneous idiocy
BTW, I have to share another Silverback Junior homerun with you: His nickname for Obama is "Stinkbama." That's muh boy!
Pope: "...because there's more geese on that side!"
So, Conan O'Brien, Michael Dukakis and the Grim Reaper walk into a bar...
Hey, check Spiderman's new Jeep.
Did you know the Chicken Lady from The Kids in the Hall had a cousin?
Another embarassing pic of Ter-Ray-Zuh spurning John's advances.
The problem is, if you want to date the one on the right, you have to find a date for her sister.
Why thank you, Mr. Secretary, and thanks for your service. We're looking forward to four more years.
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Makin' y'all famous over here.
bump & bookmarked
Well! It's about time....(as I reply while the good stuff loads....)
LOL, the rove in camo pix caption is TOO GOOD! And is that pro-bush India pic for real, not photoshopped?
You know, I've never smiled at someone's tears before but just can help myself when it comes to these poisonous Kerry supporters...
¡Por fin!
Thanks, Silverback. It's been a long, long time...but worth the wait.
You gotta admit, the South Koreans have pretty protests.
BTTT!
Thank you!
And is that pro-bush India pic for real, not photoshopped?
100% real AP photo. In fact, the only photoshop work in this thread is the elephant photo.
You're welcome, and thank you.
You know, I've never smiled at someone's tears before but just can help myself when it comes to these poisonous Kerry supporters...
My wife says she really hates to see adults cry, it really gets to her. But I haven't heard any of that the last fews days...
Thanks!
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