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Spongebob kidnapped and held for ransom
Morrison County Record ^
| 11-18-04
| MC Record
Posted on 11/23/2004 5:33:16 PM PST by Rakkasan1
On Nov. 18 the Little Falls Police Department responded to a call that a large SpongeBob was missing from the top of the Burger King Restaurant. In place of SpongeBob was a ransom note stating in part, “We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,” signed Plankton. The note also warned “Patrick is next.” According to members of the Little Falls Police Department, “Plankton always wants the recipe for crabby patties and he is unable to attain it. Patrick is SpongeBob’s sidekick.” The investigation continues. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Burger King’s SpongeBob is asked to contact the Little Falls Police Department at 320-616-5570.
(Excerpt) Read more at mcrecord.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: kidnapped; littlefalls; mn; ransom; spongebob
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To: DTogo
How deep would the ocean be if there were not sponges in it?
I loose sleep over questions like this.
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posted on
11/23/2004 6:15:18 PM PST
by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: Rakkasan1
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posted on
11/23/2004 6:17:00 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(Destroy the dark; restore the light)
To: DTogo; Bacon Man; Hap
Absolutely true story:
A couple years ago, Bacon and Hap and Xena's Guy and I went to the beach to visit some friends. We took the Dread Boston Salty, as per usual. The four of us and the dog usually sleep in the same big room while we're there.
VERY early one morning, Salty climbed out of bed with us, sauntered over to Bacon 'n' Hap's bed, and pounced on Bacon's unmentionables.
Bacon rolled toward Hap and exclaimed in a sleepy whisper, "Timmuh!"
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posted on
11/23/2004 6:21:23 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
To: Mo1
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posted on
11/23/2004 7:11:44 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Proud member of the Pajama Posse!)
To: humblegunner; thackney; RikaStrom; TheMom
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posted on
11/23/2004 7:12:20 PM PST
by
Eaker
("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")
To: sweetliberty
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo ... Not Patrick
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posted on
11/23/2004 7:15:55 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
To: Rakkasan1
The kidnappers' threats to fit the victim with cement overshoes and throw him into a nearby lake were largely ignored...
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posted on
11/23/2004 7:18:24 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Try a sun lamp instead)
To: dixiechick2000
Plankton is toast I never liked that Plankton
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posted on
11/23/2004 7:21:57 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: Mo1
"I never liked that Plankton"
Me, either.
I think it was that beady eye. ;o)
BTW, I saw the movie today.
Plankton is as ruthless as ever.
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posted on
11/23/2004 11:02:38 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
(President Bush is a mensch in cowboy boots.)
To: anniegetyourgun
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posted on
11/24/2004 2:32:31 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
To: DTogo
Spongebob is OK, but I miss Ren and Stimpy.
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posted on
11/24/2004 4:33:34 AM PST
by
fredhead
("Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants." William Penn)
To: Rakkasan1
They should put Gary on the scent!
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posted on
11/24/2004 4:35:06 AM PST
by
mewzilla
To: Yardstick
The Gays will be holding a vigil soon?
Why, are you going to commit suicide?
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:15:24 AM PST
by
Brainhose
(THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
To: Xenalyte; DTogo; Hap
Hap and I have eight cats. They get stepped on alot.
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posted on
11/24/2004 9:29:29 AM PST
by
Bacon Man
(Great! Well when Marrakech gets overrun by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me.)
To: Brainhose
To: Tarpaulin
“We have SpongeBob. Give us 10 crabby patties, fries and milk shakes,
That sounds better than the average BK cuisine!
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