Posted on 01/10/2005 11:27:41 AM PST by pissant
Top 10 Pick Up Lines (man to woman):
Number 10 "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
Number 9 "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
Number 8 "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
Number 7 "Who's your friend?" (This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?")
Number 6 "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
Number 5 "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Number 4 "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
Number 3 "What's your name?"
Number 2 "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
Number 1 "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
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So true - luckily, in years past I invested my time wisely so as to have a grasp of fundamentals such as spelling, grammar, and the rules of style.
Unlike some, I can afford to waste my time.
"....so as to have a grasp..."
I see your point. Using 6 words when 1 will do, is the surest sign of a man who's paid his dues.
Now that's just sick!!!
I used to pretend that I thought I was gay. I would sit at the bar looking despondent. Once the girl (target) asked what was bothering me, I would tell her that I had little to no experience with romance but was starting to feel something towards my boss. I would tell her I was worried I was becoming gay.
More often than not, they'd take me home to prove me wrong!
Number 5 "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
This would only piss off most women.
Actually that line, delivered correctly to a beautiful woman who isn't used to hearing anything like that, would crack her up. It's actually a work of genius. ;)
Using it on an average-looking woman, though, is probably ill-advised.
In Seattle, five aids infested homos would have tied you to lampost and took turns proving your worries to be well founded.
Which is why I don't go there much!!!
ewww. Did you dress up like a cop and 'arrest' women too? Your scam is just as creepy.
Any guy who says..'Here's my credit (read platinum) card, go have fun..'..works for me! *L*
I have two porsche's....a front porsche and a back porsche.
My next door neighbor just bought a Cayenne...cost him a little over 100k with taxes. um.......it's worth it.
Sincerity: If you can fake that, you're in!
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Hey, you stole my best line !!!!!!
LOL!!!!
If you were a boogur I'd pick you first!
Two questions:
1) What does this have to do with Astronomy?
2) What happened to the old classic, "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word.
You're name must be Visa cuz you're everywhere I wanna be.
-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)
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