Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
lol (I hate you for thinking of that before me)
What a pathetic cry for attention. She must have no self-image at all. (I'm very serious.)
Weapons of Mass Distraction
If she does a headstand, she will suffocate.
This could make for some REALLY interesting lineups with female defendants.
Hey B! Glad ya came in on this one! Friday silliness thread this week???
Love, Thag
boobies ping.
What about Kiwi Fruit, or Star Fruit shaped breasts?
I'll bet it lasts for two days and that a month from now I will still be getting an occaisional reply.
They're my favorite fruit, but I prefer them to be all-natural with no fillers.
;^)
A woman with pear-shaped breasts should see a doctor, right quick.
"Lend a hand", as it were?! ;-P
Most definitely after lunch on Friday.
I'm pretty sure breast size determines personality. I know a guy who turns into a complete a$$hole anytime he is in the presense of a woman with big hooters.
If you think about it a bit, the size and shape of a woman's arse might be a better indicator of her personality. If it looks like a garbage bag stuffed full of suet, it probably means "she's a bit lazy, self-indulgent, sedentary, and doesn't like sex." If it looks like motorcycle helmets next to each other, it means "she likes to work out, and doesn't like sex." If it looks like a pair of old nylons with golf balls in them, it means "she's an old bag, and she doesn't like sex."
You are not an optimist, are you?
LOL!
They are real....and they're spectacular!
When it comes to women's boobs, I'm the eternal optimist. I'm always hoping the good looking woman in the next cube's shirt may someday . . . all of a sudden . . . for no reason at all . . . just pop open!
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