Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 22

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[lodwick]

The fish-slap thread was funny enough...

[Borax Queen]

where can you take a shark?

1. Sitting at computer looking at pervo shots. 2. Groping wimmin as airport screener. 3. Trembling in fear as he spots a tree-less horizon.

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

It all sounds a little fishy to me, but I have other fish to fry right now, so I can't keep floundering around here on DD.;)

I have to have a little nap before preparing my shark filets marinated in snake oil and McCormicks seasoning for the grill..

Yes Loddy, we found it....;)

Ta..

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Borax Queen]

That is sooooooooooooooo funny! El tiburon es bound and gagged - perfect!

[Darlin']

Oh, Lord, GimmeStrength ! I just saw a thread about some sour-puss "conservatives" who got all wadded up over the hilarious comments Laura Bush made during the White House Correspondants dinner last weekend. What is wrong with those people, don't they ever have contact with other humans ?

[Darlin']

Swervie, do you have a favorite in the Derby.... (notice I didn't ask Ringy that question, hehehe. :) I know she does. )

It looks like it will be Bellamy Road's race to lose but I kinda like High Fly and Afleet Alex. Heck, I just like them all, they're all such magnificent animals.

[.38sw]

There have been threads all week about Laura Bush and her jokes. My god. Some folks have zero sense of humor. One of the really long threads got pulled a couple of days ago because a flame war got going. There were nearly 1,000 replies on that one. I couldn't believe some of the pinched prudes on that one. Self-righteous and pious bunch. My guess is though, that it's hard to laugh when you have a stick up your butt. Imagine how much that must hurt!

[lodwick]

I saw some of those threads - really kind of pitiful, I thought.

Cheers down there.

[Servant of the 9]

Swervie, do you have a favorite in the Derby.... (notice I didn't ask Ringy that question, hehehe. :) I know she does. )

My mother is so grumpy about the way they have 'restored' Churchill Downs that horses haven't even been mentioned in this house this year.

So9

[Mo1]

Yea .. I've seen them thread .. a few of them got pulled also

How ya been doing Darlin'

Been real busy here with the kids .. in fact I'll be on the run again in a few .. Dana join Field & Track

Oh .. and I broke down a bought Jess a razer to shave her legs .. she's been bugging me for a while to do it .. but I told her she was too young to worry about such things

Well .. she's still wearing her winter tights to school because she doesn't like the way her legs looked

Soooooooooooo .. I broke down and bought her one of those electric leg razor's because I was afraid she'd slice and dice or legs with a regular one .. these things aren't cheap either .. cost me $50

Ok .. so I show it to her .. explain to her how to use it properly and to stay away from regular razor's and explain why and the dangers .. you know all the important things mom's are suppose to do

Wellllllllllll .. I seemed to have forgotten to remind her of one thing

Don't shave the hair on her arms ..

So now .. she is no longer wearing the winter tights

But now she is wearing long sleeves .. LOL!!!!!

[null and void]

Ummmmm, I *think* that's shark sushi...

[null and void]

The dog bite case settled.

[Lakeshark]

but where can you take a shark snake?

1. Lash it to a mast in a storm. 2. Watch it squeel at airports. 3. Promise not to drop it as you dangle it over the side of a boat. 4. Have it tie down a certain other species to a four poster......

There are soooooo many other scenarios.

[Lakeshark]

a flame war got going

It's all because of the hockey strike.

No gratuitous violence to watch......

[Borax Queen]

GASP! HISSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss

[Lakeshark]

Heh heh heh.........

[Darksheare]

"4. Have it tie down a certain other species to a four poster...... "

What kind of creature would that be?

[Lakeshark]

It would have to be some kind of small rodent.

Although, you never know the fantasies of snakeses.......