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Punch Lines without lead up
Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger
I am launching a posting where we post the punch line to a joke and then we wait for some one to post the joke and comments about it.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: righto
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To: american_ranger
To: american_ranger
Why did the chicken cross the road?
3
posted on
06/11/2005 4:56:16 AM PDT
by
pissant
(will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?)
To: american_ranger
But pa, her little ol' arm gets so tired.
4
posted on
06/11/2005 6:05:01 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: american_ranger
"Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' ma cigarettes!"
5
posted on
06/11/2005 6:17:42 AM PDT
by
metesky
(President; The People's Committee Against People's Committees)
To: american_ranger
Give her another chance!! Give her another chance!!
6
posted on
06/11/2005 6:18:49 AM PDT
by
MikefromOhio
(10,000 posts by 29 June!!! 9,682 or so replies and counting)
To: american_ranger
The groom replied, "Sure I could do it again, but I can't fit another baked potato up my butt."
7
posted on
06/11/2005 6:21:18 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(...a sheep in wolf's clothing)
To: american_ranger
"No deer. A$$ too high, run too fast."
To: american_ranger
"You wan...beef with brocceri?"
9
posted on
06/11/2005 7:19:03 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: american_ranger
Um. You'll need something easier.
10
posted on
06/11/2005 9:42:10 AM PDT
by
Asphalt
(Join the NFL ping list ... All thing football ... FReepmail Asphalt to get on or off)
To: american_ranger
"YEEEEAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!"
11
posted on
06/11/2005 10:05:10 AM PDT
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: american_ranger
"But for sure that's Willie Nelson in the middle"...
"Welcome to Jamaica - Have a nice day"...
"The graveyard shift at Waffle House"...
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posted on
06/11/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...)
To: american_ranger
She ain't good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for us.
13
posted on
06/11/2005 12:27:51 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: american_ranger
- Those are for the funeral.
- Because there are 20 of them.
- "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
- "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
- ... smack him again!
- "Getting a second opinion!"
- "What is this, a joke?"
- Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive!
- "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
- The guy says, "I said BAD DOG!"
- "Because I love the chocolate that surrounds each peanut."
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posted on
06/11/2005 3:10:35 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: TADSLOS
Hahahaha! #69! that was a good one!
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posted on
06/11/2005 3:21:55 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: american_ranger
And this gentleman would like to purchase the other half.
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posted on
06/11/2005 3:23:50 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: pissant
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"to prove to the possum that it was possible
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posted on
06/11/2005 3:55:44 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
To: muir_redwoods
"I don't even KNOW this woman, officer, and the midget was on fire when I woke up!"
To: The Drowning Witch
And then the Pope said, "I can't even get my leg to DO that...."
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posted on
06/11/2005 4:13:45 PM PDT
by
Jackknife
(No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
To: american_ranger
"The bad news is He's calling from Salt Lake City"
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posted on
06/11/2005 6:49:27 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free)
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