To All *Freepers* The worst date you have ever been on!

Vanity | June 15th,2005 | missyme/pissant

[missyme]

I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!

[Fierce Allegiance]

I met the lovely Mrs. CD in August 1996 and we didn't date anyone else till we were married in '98.

How's the dating going now?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Thought that was in freepmail - oops!

[Constitution Day]

It's all because of my sweet bike.

[fredhead]

Dated a girl while I was in the Navy for about four months. Visited her family and everything. One night she told me that she had to stop seeing me because her fiance was returning from deployment the following week.

About two weeks later I showed up at the club where she worked and introduced myself to her fiance. Never saw or heard from her again. Good riddance!!!

[Constitution Day]

We still have "date night" at least once a month.

(yes, with each other)

[Dashing Dasher]

And you're right.


;-)

[Skooz]

Ever take it on any sweet jumps?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Whew! glad to hear it. :)

[BJClinton]

I thought he was going to end up gay...would have been better than karaoke. At least y'all could have gone shopping together or something.

[gate2wire]

Similar story here. Drove this lady home after our 1st date, pull up to her front door and she say's "sorry I can't invite you in, my boyfriend's home."

[Bacon Man]

THAT was a fun night.

[Constitution Day]

I can get like 3 feet of air!

[BJClinton]

Not a problem anymore, btw.

Well, at least there's some justice in the world...

[Xenalyte]

In my more credulous moments, I still can't quite believe she jumped me.

I mean, really.

[TheBigB]

Hmph. You got lucky.

[Bacon Man]

I can. She was madder than a bear that'd been kicked in the jimmy!

[Hi Heels]

Dad fixed me up with some guy from work. Showed up in an old beat up chevy with about a billion antenna on the back (CB/Ham Radio). He was 6' 80" tall, weighed about 82 pounds except his nose which weighed another 6. He stepped on my feet twenty times on the way to the Denny's where, so hung over I could hardly hold my head up from the night out with the girls at the Disco the night before, I nearly passed out in my eggs. He took me home and spent the afternoon in Dad's hamshack.

[pax_et_bonum]

On our first, which should have been our last for reasons that will be obvious by the end of this sentence, he told me he thought he might be gay and wanted me to sleep with him to straighten him out.

But, Xena, what about your sense of philanthropy?

[Fierce Allegiance]

He was 6' 80" tall,

Damn, he's tall!

[Trillian]

I actually entered my worst date story in a worst date contest and won a prize..

I was getting ready to go on a date with my boyfriend (now my husband) many years ago. A stalker (my ex) had left things all over my porch. When my boyfriend got to the house there were flowers, balloons, a card and a present (lingerie) waiting near my door on the porch. I was so creeped out, but we figured just push everything aside and go out on our date. When we got to my car, we noticed that the tires were slashed and the window and side mirror were broken. Guess who! We spent the rest of the so called date making police reports, taking pictures of the the car and of the 'gifts' on the porch for evidence. It was horrible.