Posted on 07/05/2005 5:18:46 AM PDT by Rodney King
ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!
In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up.
"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.
The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on."
Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.
"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image."
You can not crawl your way through an Europe vacation.
IT'S ABOUT FRIKIN TIME!!
:)
Swedes will do anything to keep warm.
You mean its illegal here? Darn!
LOL
depends on which person's skirt you are looking up I guess...
Yeah, like that's going to stop you. ;-)
The good news is that its always been voluntary. ;o)
Just tell her to pay for the date so you'll be obligated to sleep with her.
This positively smacks of scrapple face ;>
So, what the hell? Why even bother wearing clothes? Just go nude 24-7-365, if they want to be like that.
Here's one for your PING List.
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