If one wants to be all obvious about one's 'MILF' status...
Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".
I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.
Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.
Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.
Right you are! ;)
SISU! Tsk, tsk. ;-)
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
"You stare all the time.. You just didnt get caught THIS time... oink! "
LOL, I'll never get caught.
Yes, you will.
And I hope Im around to hear what your gonna say to the poor young girl your gawking at!!!! LOL
Nah, I'm thinking of Kevin who go kicked out of the Army, got busted stealing snowmobiles, and lives in a goodwill box somewhere in Florida now.
And most of them show them!!
Me thinks you are making a mountain out of a molehill. (depending on how big she was of course)
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Yep, THAT Kevin.
Sorry it took me so long to get to this thread, I was captivated by my own breastises. Yes, they are fabulous.
Just because I'm on a restricted diet, I can still enjoy looking at the full menu
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My college football coach always said that his wife didn't care where he got his appetite, as long as he came home for dinner.
Now I know I'm getting old. I was more interested in translating the danged shirt....Only to realize that I'd completely missed it.
If one wants to be all obvious about one's 'MILF' status...
Titled: “Science on the Cutting Edge; Recent Scholarly Findings”
According to the February issue of ”Psychonomic Bulletin & Review”
It's much easier to identify someone if he is physically near you than if he is up to 450 feet away.
The ”Journal of Economic Psychology”(vol. 26, no.3) states:
People who choose their careers carefully, rather than on a whim, experience greater job satisfaction.
Whereas, according to a paper titled ”Alcoholism; Clinical & Experimental Research” published in April:
College students tend to drink more alcoholic beverages than they realize.
And finally (thankfully!), the January ”Archives of Internal Medicine” postulates:
If patients voluntarily tell a doctor about a bad side effect of a medicine, they are more likely to be switched to a safer one than if they don't.
Now, don’t you feel smarter just knowing this?
Take care,
Cuz
I did not post pictures of my boobs on my profile page.....yet.
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