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Tom Cruise Scientology Spoof site
scienTOMology.info ^ | Today | Brainhose

Posted on 10/19/2005 2:24:32 PM PDT by Brainhose

EXPOSING TOM CRUISE'S MORONIC BEHAVIOUR IN HIS RELENTLESS CRUSADE TO PROMOTE THE CULT, CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND AND AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING BEFORE CONTINUING: Obviously this website has ABSOLUTELY NO connection whatsoever with the Church of Scientology, its affiliated organizations or, needless-to-say, Tom Cruise. It is designed for commentary and criticism within the limits of Free Speech. All content should be treated as opinion and all trademarks/copyrighted material herein are owned by their respective trademark owners.

(Excerpt) Read more at scientomogy.info ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cult; scientology; tomcruise
This site is pretty humorous for what it is.
Of course the Cult of Scientology has called out a cadre of lawyers to force him to shut it down.
Scientologists give me the willies.
1 posted on 10/19/2005 2:24:36 PM PDT by Brainhose
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To: Brainhose

Poor Katie Holmes. What was she thinking!?


2 posted on 10/19/2005 2:26:02 PM PDT by My2Cents (Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
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To: Brainhose

Scientology is a really scary paramilitary group of thugs stealing from the simple minded and vulnerable. Their worship system of Xenu and the other magic aliens is laughable and disgraceful.


3 posted on 10/19/2005 2:28:09 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: My2Cents
Poor Katie Holmes. What was she thinking!?

I read in the Enquirer yesterday (at the checkout line, LOL!) that Scientology requires a "silent" birth. The mother isn't supposed to be separated from the baby for the first day or so, and no one can talk to the baby for a certain period of time.

It seems to me this practice harms the attachment process, and for the sake of her baby, I hope she doesn't go through with this.

But he probably has a lot of power over her, and I'm not optimistic about that.

4 posted on 10/19/2005 2:29:48 PM PDT by proud American in Canada
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To: Brainhose

For years,
On the Netgroups, people wouldn't even type out the whole word of Scientology....
Citing that lawyers had jumped on people for the mildest slams.

That they WOULD find you, no matter what.

Creepy creepy creeeeeeeeeepy.


5 posted on 10/19/2005 2:30:10 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: FormerACLUmember

Same aliens FarceAkan is budz with?


6 posted on 10/19/2005 2:32:59 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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To: Brainhose
Scientologists give me the willies.

Why, do you think they're strange, or something?



7 posted on 10/19/2005 2:36:18 PM PDT by DumpsterDiver
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To: DumpsterDiver

Oprah should have slapped that doofus into next week, the way she punched a man in "The Color Purple."


8 posted on 10/19/2005 3:03:18 PM PDT by Cecily
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To: Brainhose

ROFLOL, that "Tom Cruise Kills Oprah" video was hilarious.


9 posted on 10/19/2005 3:20:07 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: proud American in Canada
My favorite check-out line reading material is the Weekly World News.


10 posted on 10/19/2005 3:49:06 PM PDT by My2Cents (Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
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To: null and void

Have you been here yet?


11 posted on 10/19/2005 6:56:04 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Never lose your childish innocence. It's the most important thing.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Not yet.


12 posted on 10/19/2005 8:45:09 PM PDT by null and void (As a former member of that, um, organization I will answer any FReepers questions about Scientology)
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To: My2Cents

Thinking?


13 posted on 10/20/2005 6:49:04 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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To: Brainhose; Berosus; blam; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Do not dub me shapka broham; ...

The owner of the site agreed to change the URL.

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17616,00.html?tnews

A new URL, registered on Oct. 13, also was bringing users to ScienTOMogy's vault of Cruise parody videos. The new Web address? PassionofCruise.info.


14 posted on 10/20/2005 7:00:53 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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How about 'Cruise control'?
Toledo Blade
Wednesday, July 6, 2005
BROOKE Shields is right: Tom Cruise hasn't the faintest idea what he's talking about in his ramblings about postpartum depression and psychiatry. The movie star's criticism of the profession and a Hollywood peer for taking treatment for the disease shows about as much maturity as he displayed jumping up and down on a sofa on Oprah Winfrey's show in May.

Cruise's puerile remarks about Shields, depression, and treatment recall a time when it was normal to spurn psychiatry and ignore mental illness.

15 posted on 10/20/2005 7:11:47 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated by FR profile on Sunday, August 14, 2005.)
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To: Brainhose

The giggle-jacket suits him perfectly!!


16 posted on 10/21/2005 7:31:51 AM PDT by SMARTY
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L Ron Hubbard: Messiah Or Madman? L Ron Hubbard:
Messiah Or Madman?

by Bent Corydon
and
L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.
a.k.a. Ronald DeWolf
plain text version


17 posted on 04/21/2006 11:27:42 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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