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Ozark "escort service" mix-up settled out of court
AP/Kansascity.com ^ | 11/2/05

Posted on 11/02/2005 3:05:09 PM PST by martin_fierro

Ozark "escort service" mix-up settled out of court

Associated Press

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. - An Ozarks man who provides motorcycle escorts for funeral processions has settled a lawsuit with a Kansas-based phone book company that published his business number under the heading "escort services," leading to late-night calls from people wanting female company rather than a ride.

Larry Perkins, 57, started Ozark Motorcycle Escort about 2 1/2 years ago, basing the business out of his Highlandville home.

But in the current Names and Numbers directories for Springfield and Branson - published in December 2004 - Perkins' business is misidentified as "Ozark Escort" and grouped with companion-for-hire services sometimes considered fronts for prostitution. Most the people who have called Perkins' number since were seeking companions of the carnal sort.

Perkins' Springfield attorney, Joseph Wantuck, sent a letter to Pittsburg, Kan.-based K.W. Brock Directories Inc. - the parent company of Names and Numbers - in May lamenting his client's misfortune and offering to settle the matter for $150,000.

"Mr. Perkins has received a large volume of calls requesting prostitutes," Wantuck wrote. "Not only does this constitute interference with Mr. Perkins' business, but also defamation of his business and personal character."

Perkins' lawsuit was moved to U.S. District Court in early September. Also that month, an attorney for K.W. Brock Directories formally denied any wrongdoing and demanded a jury trial.

Instead, the court assigned a Springfield attorney to mediate the legal dispute. The parties reached a settlement a short time later, but the terms are confidential, Wantuck said.

Greene County Sheriff Jack Merritt, who is acquainted with Perkins, said the fiasco illustrates how many people are turning to escort services for prostitutes.

"With what Larry's been through, it's obvious there's a tremendous demand for that service," Merritt said.


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Plenty of calls from the wrong stiffs.
1 posted on 11/02/2005 3:05:11 PM PST by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 11/02/2005 3:05:50 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The poor guy. [snicker]


3 posted on 11/02/2005 3:07:18 PM PST by BikerNYC (Modernman should not have been banned.)
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To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; Tijeras_Slim

Callers were unclear on that whole "laid to rest" concept.


4 posted on 11/02/2005 3:11:56 PM PST by martin_fierro (A*ses to ashes)
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"I need an escort to a funeral, my name is Anna Nicole"

Right or wrong number?

5 posted on 11/02/2005 3:20:11 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
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To: martin_fierro

$150,000.00 is probably 100 times more then this guy normally makes in a good year! :-)


6 posted on 11/02/2005 4:30:12 PM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: martin_fierro
This guy had a similar problem with his "Sausage Delivery" service. . .

7 posted on 11/03/2005 6:42:16 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: martin_fierro

Grunt Work ~ Bump!


8 posted on 11/03/2005 8:36:19 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: martin_fierro
LOL!

"With what Larry's been through, it's obvious there's a tremendous demand for that service," Merritt said.

Sounds like someone is thinking of the business opportunities.

9 posted on 11/03/2005 2:35:52 PM PST by BlackVeil
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"I need an escort to a funeral, my name is Anna Nicole"

"Right or wrong number?"



MY name is John Kerry and it might just BE the right number...


10 posted on 11/04/2005 8:12:33 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: martin_fierro
"Mr. Perkins has received a large volume of calls requesting prostitutes," Wantuck wrote. "Not only does this constitute interference with Mr. Perkins' business, but also defamation of his business and personal character."

"Hello, Ozark Funeral Escorts" ... "[click]"

The private Yellow Pages books I've seen, have a contract that basically says if they hose up your entry, you get your money back but that's it. Unless this could be shown to be a malicious act I don't see how the suit could have gotten this far.

11 posted on 11/04/2005 10:16:14 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck
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