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Pizza, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs, and Other Breakfast Favorites.
11/10/05 | Jaysun

Posted on 11/10/2005 6:03:00 AM PST by Jaysun

Okay Ladies, Gentlemen, and others. I’m eating a giant slice of pizza for breakfast as we speak. I’ve always eaten “unconventional” things for breakfast. I rarely have the usual breakfast foods (eggs, bacon, toast, etc.) unless we eat out. However, I do drink lusty amounts of coffee all day long.

I’m interested in knowing if I there any other unconventional breakfast eating “freaks” out there, or if my wife is correct about my being almost completely alone in this?

Some of my favorite breakfast foods:

Hot dogs Pizza Spaghetti Egg Rolls Hamburgers Steak & Potatoes Giant bowls of vanilla ice cream.


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To: Jaysun
I prefer the sweetness of it. Meat kinda grosses me out sometimes.

And no, I'm not a PETA vegetarian nutjob.

61 posted on 11/10/2005 7:59:45 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: CTOCS
In the end he told me that for 3 months he wanted -

1. No coffee
2. No spicy foods
3. No cigarettes
4. No alcohol
5. No sex

I told him to just take me out back and shoot me!


Oh my God man what a quack. Was he wearing fishnet speedos and a leather vest, maybe carried a horse whip? He sounds like a sadist.
62 posted on 11/10/2005 8:00:32 AM PST by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: Shyla
Dinner's not for breakfast

If my kid were so insolent, I'd just ask them how they felt about eating "nothing" for dinner. Is "nothing" acceptable dinner fare? : )

My children fear the Sarcasm Mommy.

63 posted on 11/10/2005 8:03:14 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Jaysun

Right now I'm eating Oreos and drinking eggnog flavored coffee.


64 posted on 11/10/2005 8:06:44 AM PST by baker_girl (You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
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To: teenyelliott
It's got no meat in it, so he doesn't understand.

They've been working on the "Meatios" but the shelf life just isn't there.

SD

65 posted on 11/10/2005 8:08:00 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: teenyelliott
I prefer the sweetness of it. Meat kinda grosses me out sometimes.
And no, I'm not a PETA vegetarian nutjob.


Right. I keep it sweet. I put butter, sugar, milk, and bacon in white rice. I usually put syrup or a bit of honey on my bacon and/or sausage when possible.

MAN! I have to vent! The wife left her car lights on last night, so the battery was dead. I went out to jump her off. I opened the hood and guess what? No battery. I looked everywhere and started to question my own sanity. Turns out it's hidden in the trunk but even then you have to remove a series of latches and screws and covers and trim - it's like trying to figure out how to open a &@*(@#$ Chinese puzzle box. Die bastard battery compartment designer guy! DIE for you are the devil!!!!!!!!!!
66 posted on 11/10/2005 8:10:23 AM PST by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: Jaysun
What kinds car is that? At least it deters thieves.

SD

67 posted on 11/10/2005 8:13:03 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: baker_girl
Right now I'm eating Oreos and drinking eggnog flavored coffee.

Baker Girl, you're an angel on loan from God and the apple of my eye.
68 posted on 11/10/2005 8:14:43 AM PST by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: SoothingDave
eeeew

If they can put precooked bacon in a box, surely they can make some Bacon Puffs, or maybe some Sausagecomb.

I can see the ad campaign now . . ."Bacon Puffs. Breakfast for the manly man"

69 posted on 11/10/2005 8:15:46 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Jaysun

I woke up this mornin' and I got myself a beer...


70 posted on 11/10/2005 8:16:48 AM PST by Little Ray (I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!)
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To: teenyelliott
Sausagecomb? I love it.

Maybe Jerkyflakes with Baconpuffs. Turns your milk into gravy. But what would they put inside for a toy?

SD

71 posted on 11/10/2005 8:18:11 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Jaysun
I went out to jump her off

Take it inside, buddy. I'm sure yer neighbors don't want to see that.

I used to drive an Audi. It had the battery under the back seat. You had to flip the entire back seat up to get to it!

I feel your pain, but how long have you had this car, that you didn't know the battery was in the back? Silly man.

72 posted on 11/10/2005 8:19:02 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: dighton

I can't believe no one has mentioned cottage cheese and *queens* ...


73 posted on 11/10/2005 8:19:27 AM PST by MozarkDawg
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To: Jaysun
I had pizza for breakfast too.

Any kind of pasta is good. Chicken soup, salad, tuna sandwiches, grilled cheese. Regular "breakfast" dishes can become boring.

74 posted on 11/10/2005 8:20:51 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: SoothingDave
Jerkyflakes. Too funny.

But what would they put inside for a toy?

blow up doll, or maybe those little airline bottles of liquor

75 posted on 11/10/2005 8:21:32 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: garyhope
Oh yeah. Any kind of pasta, anytime. I've eaten cold pasta straight out of the Tupperware in the middle of the night with my fingers standing in front of the refrigerator light. ....please tell me you had your jamys on!
76 posted on 11/10/2005 8:21:40 AM PST by SweetCaroline (PARENTS & GRANDPARENTS IN CA JUST ABORTED THEIR FAMILY!!!)
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To: MississippiDeltaDawg; Jaysun
cottage cheese and *queens*

You eat cottage cheese and gay men for breakfast?

Jaysun, I think we have a winner in the strange breakfast department!!!!

77 posted on 11/10/2005 8:23:13 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Jaysun

LOL! Thanks.


78 posted on 11/10/2005 8:27:23 AM PST by baker_girl (You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
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To: SoothingDave
What kinds car is that? At least it deters thieves.

She's from Germany and insist on driving German cars. I should add that she didn't make this clear until after we married. Once I got the papers on her she told me of her German car fetish. She doesn't ask for much so I've always been happy to comply with this one request.

This particular car is a BMW. I wouldn't own one of those sons a b*tches myself. You should see the engine. It looks like a modern art sculpture, a shiny metal box. And inside it has more buttons and switches than the Starship Enterprise. That's wonderful until you have to add wiper fluid or check the oil. Everything is very neat and organized but you have to know the secret clicks, turns, and taps to do anything. Drives me nuts. We have to get the dealer to change the windshield wipers for chrissake.
79 posted on 11/10/2005 8:30:10 AM PST by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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To: teenyelliott
blow up doll, or maybe those little airline bottles of liquor

"Now, dear, you know you have to wait until you finish the entire box until you get to drink the bourbon."

SD

80 posted on 11/10/2005 8:32:03 AM PST by SoothingDave
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