[My Favorite Headache]

I went to grade school and jr.high with Tara's brother Tommy and remember Tara coming to my house when he had to watch her while parents were busy...can't believe what a whore this girl became. The family was very prominent.

[RockinRight]

I wonder if they're "more" than friends?

[Doohickey]

Boy, that Chelsea...the roadapple doesn't fall far from the horse's rear, does it?

[Millee]

Sadly, Bill has been encouraging this friendship, confusing poor Chelsea.

[NautiNurse]

Sources say the unlikely friendship remained out of the spotlight until the two flew to Las Vegas together

What-happens-in-Vegas-stays-in-Vegas didn't apply in this case.

[Mr. Blonde]

By most accounts Chelsea is very smart, and I think as anyone who watched any part of "Taradise" knows Reid is not. They must be lezzing out cause Lord knows Tara doesn't bring any intellectual stimulation.

[tioga]

Yeow. Read all the posts.

[macamadamia]

nip-slipping party girl
diplo-in-training
white-shoe firm McKinsey & Company



Why is the writer talking this way? Is this how cool people talk? I guess I'm not cool...I had to stop and stare at these phrases for a while. I'm feeling like Cirroc The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer......

[sauropod]

Fat Bottomed Girl's problems aren't with Chelsea. They are with her own soul.

[BreitbartSentMe]

“It’s almost like Chelsea dumped Ian for Tara,”

Like Mother - Like Daughter

[ncountylee]

Tara Reid is a babe is Chelsea looking for 2nds?

[End Times Sentinel]

C'mon, look at that mouth.  The eyes.  It's pretty obvious who the father is.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[siunevada]

can't believe what a whore this girl became.

The look in her eyes in that photo gives me the creeps.

[Hatteras]

"...the nip-slipping party girl"

I'm almost afraid to ask but what the heck... Which "nip" are we referring to?

[Osage Orange]

Now insiders say Chelsea, who works by day as a consultant at white-shoe firm McKinsey & Company, has strict orders not be seen in public with Reid.

Ummmmm........that strikes me as odd.

I wonder if Je$$e Jack$on knows about this?

[hillary's_fat_a**]

I think Tara's quite hot, actually. I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Chelsea ... I wouldn't let her in the bedroom!

[Always Right]

Classy lady, what's Hillary's problem?

[Born Conservative]

“It’s almost like Chelsea dumped Ian for Tara,” laughs one New York scenester.

Like mother, like daughter....

[TruthWillWin]

“I think someone e-mailed a picture of Chelsea and Tara together in Vegas to Hillary,” a Capitol Hill staffer tells us. “All I know is I hear Hillary went nuts. She’s getting ready to run for President and her daughter is hanging out with Hollywood’s biggest mess.”

What's the big deal. It should even get the Hill a few votes.

[Miss Behave]

Tara's been taking daily soaks in the spa gin vat and has gotten her money's worth, and then some, in how she looks these days. She's also been having daily spa hoagie rubs that have been very successful at targeting her deep tissue stomach, thigh, and buttal regions. Tara's gotten savvy in saving fabric money on her designer duds by considerably downsizing each piece, sometimes giving a nice, unexpected breezy feeling to one or both sides of her upper frontal area if she moves just the right way whilst stumbling...making her feel better under those unforgiving hot Taradise camera lights. And her make-up takes the much sought-after concept of blending to a whole new level, melding just incredibly as the night progresses and flows into morning. It's newfangled make-up, I think. I just don't know how she does it all, and to now have Chealsea as a best bud, too?

Tara says it's time to break out another bottle of the best bubbly! Prost to the happy twosome!

But who will help who out of the cab?

[Petronski]

In the words of Cartman, "If they start to lez out, just go with it."