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Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines Ever
TheSoko ^
Posted on 01/14/2006 10:24:24 AM PST by navysealdad
8. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
5. I’m here - what were your other two wishes?
2. How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
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To: Dashing Dasher
GA is WAY toooo far away...
But you're right next to my heart.....
I guess I'll just have to rub some Vicks on my OWN chest,
and I'm not even sick...
121
posted on
01/14/2006 3:50:11 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
Oh... you're sick alright!
LOL!!!
122
posted on
01/14/2006 3:51:06 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Antioch
Actually, yours is the best worst pickup line so far.... :-)
123
posted on
01/14/2006 3:54:48 PM PST
by
stands2reason
(I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Oh... you're sick alright!
Now I think you've given me a fever.
124
posted on
01/14/2006 4:00:58 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
You should rub some Vicks on your chest.
125
posted on
01/14/2006 4:03:15 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL!
I can tell you're feeling better.
126
posted on
01/14/2006 4:09:29 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
127
posted on
01/14/2006 4:22:01 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher; tet68
Ooops, just got back on this thread, and I think it may be a two-way street, and I'm the odd man out.
Vicks, where's the Vicks... .
128
posted on
01/14/2006 4:43:28 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby
Say, isn't that your car rolling down the street?
Better go catch it.
129
posted on
01/14/2006 4:44:40 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: navysealdad
My personal favorite, "I wish I was you so I could make love to me."
130
posted on
01/14/2006 4:45:44 PM PST
by
killjoy
(Same Shirt, Different Day)
To: tet68
what a shitty thing to say...btw, I live in your neighborhood and my car is headed straight for your BMW.
131
posted on
01/14/2006 4:47:28 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: killjoy
Reminds me of what a dear friend says: "OK, enough talking about myself, let me hear what you have to say about me."
132
posted on
01/14/2006 4:51:54 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: peacebaby; tet68
133
posted on
01/14/2006 4:52:27 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: peacebaby; tet68
134
posted on
01/14/2006 4:54:58 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
Vicks on a certain member might be a good thing.
He started it.
135
posted on
01/14/2006 4:56:28 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Clemenza
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?
I have a Chia Pet in my pants. You get it wet and it grows!!
136
posted on
01/14/2006 4:56:53 PM PST
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: peacebaby
I'll sit quietly by with my popcorn while you kick his butt!
137
posted on
01/14/2006 4:57:09 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Clemenza
You know what would look good on you? Me.
138
posted on
01/14/2006 4:57:45 PM PST
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: nonliberal
139
posted on
01/14/2006 4:58:22 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: nhoward14
The word of the day is "legs." Now spread the word.
140
posted on
01/14/2006 4:59:38 PM PST
by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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